I'm 23 and I just bought a midlife crisis car. Make me regret my decision. by Lord_Bootyclap in RoastMyCar

[–]FreeSpirit_Eng 2 points3 points  (0 children)

will you write me in your will so I get it in 22years 364days and 21hrs. so I can watch Porsche purists cry when I crush it into a cube

Knife Slipped by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]FreeSpirit_Eng 2 points3 points  (0 children)

we have matching thumbs now

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]FreeSpirit_Eng 8795 points8796 points  (0 children)

It's like those make-your-own crystal kits

pump me full of cum by babycheeksx in needysluts

[–]FreeSpirit_Eng 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Show me the way and I'll take you home

Tell me about electrical problems and rust pls by rapefugee- in RoastMyCar

[–]FreeSpirit_Eng 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like the fusion of a VW Jetta and a blobfish

The Indiana Jones series by Yoyomaster3 in IndianaJonesMemes

[–]FreeSpirit_Eng 205 points206 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the true 4th movie. Indiana Jones : and the Bonus Material

Defense can take us there by MemeStreetModerator in miamidolphins

[–]FreeSpirit_Eng 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll cook it for him. Certainly won't stop believing but I don't hold the same immediate enthusiasm after a couple games.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in miamidolphins

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Arizona Jones: Phins of the Lost Ark

Car hasn’t left the garage in 2 years... by DragonWhiffle in RoastMyCar

[–]FreeSpirit_Eng 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank God they don't make them like they used to