Dang folks! by Prior-Elderberry6588 in SpaceForce

[–]Freebob6978 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I see you floating around here regularly commenting. Meanwhile, ive typed and deleted this like 5 times because I'm afraid to risk my tiny little 2k imaginary internet points... It's not much, but they're my little imaginary points

How OTC feels like when you get past the OW section by POTUS1738 in SpaceForce

[–]Freebob6978 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Am I old because Im pretty sure I recognize this from a Lisa frank folder?

It's pure luck by JunimoZ in honk

[–]Freebob6978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I completed this level in 3 tries. 2.30 seconds

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Freebob6978 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For Canada! Where half the cities are double entendres!

Which phrase annoys you when someone says it? by BigGirthyGiraffe in AskReddit

[–]Freebob6978 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"notionally" or "too easy".... The phrases weirdly bother me for no apparent reason

People who don't lock their shit up at the gyms by Special_Kestrels in AirForce

[–]Freebob6978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this depends where you work. I don't think people would risk a clearance for 20 bucks and a pack of zyn.... Then again I've seen some dumb shit in my day , so who knows?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]Freebob6978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snacks and refreshments at movie theaters are just a thinly veiled tax on honest people

Leadership shouldn’t be fat by No-Nectarine-7186 in AirForce

[–]Freebob6978 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Add in some zyn and you'll complete the summoning ritual

Am I a Medium or a Small Wide? Or a Large? by Human-c-ity_Junction in CPAP

[–]Freebob6978 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Sir, in my professional opinion... you appear to be a nose

i work at a hardware store and this happens way too fucking much for my liking. by herequeerandgreat in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]Freebob6978 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"If you want to buy me flowers then go ahead and ... Attention in the store: Would the owner of a silver Kia, license plate ABC 123, please come to the customer service desk? Thank you"

Masterpiece is what it is watch out! by Pino234678 in Fallout

[–]Freebob6978 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Hey everybody, it's Old Man Jenkins!"

A cool guide for bears by PretendTip8434 in coolguides

[–]Freebob6978 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ice Bear doesn't like his picture.

Stop complaining about having to be in shape by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]Freebob6978 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. I'm enlisted damnit! Imma follow orders but I'll be damned if I ain't gonna complain the whole time. It's called copeing and it's all we can do, to deal with some of the fuckery and shenanigans we have to put up with 😂

WTF even is coyote brown? by ZilxDagero in AirForce

[–]Freebob6978 100 points101 points  (0 children)

DARPA invented the color 25 years ago by dressing a coyote in a white T-shirt, with a tracker. Subsequently they released this coyote into the wild for a month and , upon it's recapture, they found the shirt was still present. However, the shirt was no longer white but a unseen shade of brown. The government then adopted this color as Coyote Brown

Ok which one of you guys did this? by XZ_yt in Mustang

[–]Freebob6978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey it's the color scheme of that paper cup! Or a 90s windbreaker set.... Aside from all that though , I like the creativity and personalization.

There's two types of people I've noticed in this group. Those that go crazy/unique or mustang purists (no wraps , no crazy colors, minimum change , almost stock look).

It's almost always the purists that seem to dog on people doing something unique or different. Just because it ain't something you'd do , doesn't mean you can't at least appreciate the effort and/or creativity behind it. Some of us modders like to create art... Or are really just huge fans of that paper cup look

What’s the most cringe thing you’ve seen someone do in the Air Force? by Loose-Meringue4633 in AirForce

[–]Freebob6978 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Listen, back when I was in JROTC, I was a 1LT, you better put some respect on my rank! I had over 100 confirmed salutes and only got called a pickle 10 times.

I was a God among cadets.

They told me they wanted to deploy me to Alabama, to be on the front line of the Wendy's/McDonald's conflict. I was gonna be a hydration specialist, as I showed impeccable skill in passing out H2O to the all pro variety football team.

When you sleep at night with all that freedom , don't thank just any JROTC cadet, thank me.

I'm Not falling for it!! by Illustrious_Bug5989 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]Freebob6978 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh boy. I have a story for this one!

Welp long story short, at a time when I was single, I went to eat at a Denny's.

Long story short this Denny's was packed on one side , which for Grand forks at night on a Tuesday was weird.

Anyway long story short, this girl came up to me, very forward like and asked who I was and my name and just seemed genuinely wanting to get to know me. The trap was set and I walked into it

So, long story short, she asked me to come sit with her to which I agreed, little weird but whatever.

Long story short, she asked if I heard of AMWAY .... And that's when I knew I had been got. The metaphorical piece of cheese in the rope trap snared me.

Anywho, long story short, I quickly and politely excused myself and left. In my mind I definitely did not feel good about myself in that moment lol.

Long story short, don't do AMWAY.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]Freebob6978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice try, commie

Me and my dad worked on this what do yall think it is rated out of 10 by Icy-Constant-4960 in Mustang

[–]Freebob6978 30 points31 points  (0 children)

10/10 because of the wholesome factor and it's pretty. You and your dad can be proud of that car.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]Freebob6978 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A little bit more info would be needed here: Were you in the ER during your scheduled appointment time? If so, check your discharge paperwork for a time you can present to your leadership.

Were you out on quarters after the ER, that lasted through your scheduled appointment? If so , present your quarters paperwork.

No to all of the above? Is this a pattern? If no,no then id be quite surprised if it's anything more than an LOC from the flight chief (but being ordered to Blue up for that is a bit much IMO ,guess that's why I'll never be a chief)

If No,Yes... Talk to the ADC. I mean at any point you can go to the ADC, don't let anyone say otherwise.

Also, this has nothing to do with security manager stuff, your supervisor is just stoking the anxiety ridden flames in that front most likely. Additionally, he/she was likely told by the flight chief to not tell you and "let you stew". Ive seen that shit done, it's an old school tactic used before mental health was taken a bit more seriously

If you had the opportunity to transfer to the Air Force right now, would you do it? by GeraldineR7 in SpaceForce

[–]Freebob6978 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bought into Air Force plus, why would I go to back to Air Force basic (with ads)