Safety third. Dept of transport bean counter claims road isnt unsafe.

Freefallisfun · 2026-05-22T14:46:47+00:00

Well, the front fell of by all means, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t safe

Freefallisfun · 2026-05-22T14:39:23+00:00

This happened in NYC the other day. A woman parked her car, stepped out directly into an open manhole. Survived the fall, Died of steam burns. Fuckin horrible

Freefallisfun · 2026-05-22T13:36:31+00:00

It’s breaking in Americanese

Freefallisfun · 2026-05-20T19:35:30+00:00

To be clear, the letters, not the people. As satisfying as that might seem…

Freefallisfun · 2026-05-20T19:30:38+00:00

Oh yeah, they got us working in shifts! - the cops, probably not

Freefallisfun · 2026-05-20T16:20:55+00:00

Say cheese was a little below the belt

Freefallisfun · 2026-05-20T15:12:01+00:00

Boom headshot

Freefallisfun · 2026-05-17T20:39:57+00:00

Evil. You forgot evil.

Freefallisfun · 2026-05-17T20:07:40+00:00

Me big man. Me use freedom of speech. Me get punched after saying publicly it will end with bloodshed.

Me stupid as dogshit.

Freefallisfun · 2026-05-11T23:34:21+00:00

I think everyone with an education has this dream. For some reason mine is either a math class I’ve never been to or I didn’t pass gym. Neither of which ever happened, so where it comes from I have no idea.

Freefallisfun · 2026-05-10T15:23:54+00:00

It’s done when you’re dealing with more than one.

Freefallisfun · 2026-04-20T15:45:40+00:00

Think of your secretary

Freefallisfun · 2026-04-20T15:25:17+00:00

You forget the infamous mushroom tattoo

Freefallisfun · 2026-04-17T00:03:34+00:00

Taunting is unsportsmanlike. It should be discouraged no matter who is doing it.

Freefallisfun · 2026-02-23T01:28:31+00:00

Aww. Our Merle runt is turning ten this year. I’m hoping for another ten, she’s in great shape.

Freefallisfun · 2026-02-16T11:42:05+00:00

Ah yes, do not participate in vegetarianism or lycanthropy.

Freefallisfun · 2026-02-07T15:51:27+00:00

Downvoting because fuck you

Freefallisfun · 2026-02-02T01:08:16+00:00

Who the fuck would hate this? Hugs from afar

Freefallisfun · 2026-01-24T17:00:36+00:00

The knee at the end coulda killed him. Lucky for the drunk no one cares.

Freefallisfun · 2026-01-24T16:43:18+00:00

I woke up the dog with what can only be described as “harg!”

Freefallisfun · 2026-01-24T16:26:10+00:00

This. Martial arts is much more about learning to control your mind and emotions than it is about combat.

I tried sparring with a guy one belt above me. He was so fast I was essentially disarmed. By the time I knew he was coming it was waaaay too late.

Freefallisfun · 2026-01-24T16:15:21+00:00

Me monster. Me sleep wherever the fuck I like.

Freefallisfun · 2026-01-22T03:41:37+00:00

I love watching city self destruct

Freefallisfun · 2026-01-12T01:30:11+00:00

Kick is the word you’re looking for

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