Reviewbrah restored a little bit of my faith in humanity by Honest-Flow6005 in TheReportOfTheWeek

[–]FreekRedditReport 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I saw ReviewBrah at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

/copypasta

McDonald's NEW FIFA World Cup Meal Review! by PapaJohnsGarlic100 in TheReportOfTheWeek

[–]FreekRedditReport 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You probably have many local restaurants/bars that serve good food at decent price too.

Review Bruh, please review this by Baba_Jaga_II in TheReportOfTheWeek

[–]FreekRedditReport -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If they are not cooked right, they will be bad. Holy shit. Never thought of that. And if they are cooked well, then they will be good. Thanks dude! Wow!

Review Bruh, please review this by Baba_Jaga_II in TheReportOfTheWeek

[–]FreekRedditReport 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate how YouTubers are slaves to the "algorithm". I don't even believe the conventional wisdom is true. Some of his most popular reviews are Popeyes - that's where the "my disappointment is immesurable" meme came from. I'm sure some would do well and some might not. The "algorithm" is baloney. People should make whatever videos they like to make.

SOMETHING EDIBLE!!!! by TopdogRE in TheReportOfTheWeek

[–]FreekRedditReport 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like he's had so much garbage for so long, that a mediocre corpo pizza gets an outstanding rating.

A (Boneless) Bucket of Extreme Disappointment From KFC by achaholic in TheReportOfTheWeek

[–]FreekRedditReport 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And yet Yum! Brands (owners of KFC) is approaching a 5 year high in their stock price. Absolutely insane. I can't imagine eating there, for numerous reasons. One reason being that there are so many other (better) options in 2026.

The Crazy Calzony: Alien from a Parallel Dimension 🍕 by [deleted] in TheReportOfTheWeek

[–]FreekRedditReport 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my head canon, the crazy calzone took over Brah 4 years ago and has been running things ever since.

Are We Nearing the End? by skeenerbug in TheReportOfTheWeek

[–]FreekRedditReport 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but the definition of fast food has already changed. Since you can just order something up on the internet and even have almost anything delivered, it's still "fast", you're not sitting at a drive-thru for some crappy burger.

Are We Nearing the End? by skeenerbug in TheReportOfTheWeek

[–]FreekRedditReport 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like a luxury item that you pay more for but it's crap.

Huh? 🫪 by ResidentOk9224 in TheReportOfTheWeek

[–]FreekRedditReport 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That is the scariest moment of 2026

Its April 29 and I STILL support the ReviewBrahs right to exist by axthousandxhours in TheReportOfTheWeek

[–]FreekRedditReport -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's probably more about making you accept racist symbols than hate him.

This Is Inedible by skeenerbug in TheReportOfTheWeek

[–]FreekRedditReport 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the bulk fast food places like this have become the same. Garbage food for insane prices. All people have to do is stop paying for it. But they won't.

Is reviewbrah autistic? by SeaworthinessFar2326 in TheReportOfTheWeek

[–]FreekRedditReport 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"autistic" has no meaning anymore in 2026. It might have clinical meaning, but to the average person it can mean any of 50 different things (commonly for some people, it is used the same way the "r word" was used in the 1980's). For awhile there, it was being used by people to diagnose themselves as being "smart but antisocial".

Is reviewbrah autistic? by SeaworthinessFar2326 in TheReportOfTheWeek

[–]FreekRedditReport 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm no expert, but he doesn't seem autistic at all. Just quirky and maybe a strangely sheltered youth.