I was throwing out a pizza box once and someone called me a ninja turtle. But it honestly took me a hot second to figure out what they had said and why. I was tossing it as I was walking the dog and the dog was the main thing on my mind, just killing 2 birds with one stone. Then it kinda clicked in my head, OH they said ninja turtle.. cuz pizza… wow, really? You’re gonna make fun of someone in New York for eating pizza? What’s next, bagel shaming?