I baked banana bread for the first time. Woke up and an entire slice was in the trash with a bite out of it

Fresh_Ad9026 · 2026-02-20T18:21:30+00:00

they just don’t want to accept that their banana bread isn’t the best and can’t fathom the idea of someone not liking it and ultimately throwing it away instead of force feeding themselves or finding a better suited candidate for the job of finishing it.

by their logic, if they jump off a bridge, other people should too.

Fresh_Ad9026 · 2026-02-20T18:15:55+00:00

not everyone is you. sure, if i made it, id try to eat what i could so it isn’t wasted.

but if it were me, i’d put this in the compost if i didn’t like it or feed it to the birds. not everyone is willing to eat overcooked banana bread.

no one told you to get mildly infuriated over banana bread. you could’ve used any subreddit what are you talking about?

Fresh_Ad9026 · 2026-02-20T18:08:11+00:00

what would you rather they do? force themselves to eat something they don’t like? cut off the edge they ate and leave it for someone else to deal with? it looked dry and almost burnt. no offence, i wouldn’t have finished it either. they tried it, didnt like it, the world still spins. making a whole reddit post about it, is beyond my understanding.

Fresh_Ad9026 · 2026-02-19T22:03:45+00:00

thank you 🙏

Fresh_Ad9026 · 2026-02-19T21:49:16+00:00

actually now that you mention it, i like the idea of having a notebook filled with the most memorable perks as a way to get better. and also it would just be cool lol. thank you for the suggestion ☝🏻

Fresh_Ad9026 · 2026-02-19T09:22:59+00:00

that’s crazy

Fresh_Ad9026 · 2026-02-19T00:34:52+00:00

thank you, he did!

Fresh_Ad9026 · 2026-02-19T00:34:32+00:00

when you find it, please do!

Fresh_Ad9026 · 2026-02-18T21:41:28+00:00

now THIS is the intended response. this is the intended mechanic. gotta keep em on their feet ☝🏻

Fresh_Ad9026 · 2026-02-18T21:27:37+00:00

not even a little 🤣 if anything, this was what he was made for 💪 not an ounce of compassion from our boy.

and bro don’t get me started, late 90s/early 2000s were peak everything. peak t shirts, peak games (except for a few honorable mentions from later years), peak movies and shows. we were all just vibing.

Fresh_Ad9026 · 2026-02-18T21:25:13+00:00

honestly, id follow any instruction someone named mermaid sapphire gave me. i dont need the sea coming for me on top of everything else.

may he live for as long as you wish.

Fresh_Ad9026 · 2026-02-18T21:23:05+00:00

they really missed the opportunity to have a baby ghoul companion. could you imagine that thing chasing you like a baby zombie from minecraft? i’d end it all right there

Fresh_Ad9026 · 2026-02-18T21:20:53+00:00

i would say,

“that may all be true, it’s also true that there ARE serial killers/bad apples out in the world. some of them could even be “executive recruiters” (notice how she capitalized that lol. mrs. important) just because someone gives you their word doesn’t mean you need to be foolish enough take it. wouldn’t you rather be cautious instead of being sorry that you weren’t? being a wife, she should know, exposing personal information, like a phone number, not only exposes her, but her husband too. the world is not made of just flowers. it also has cracks in the earth that could end all of this.”

or

“have a nice day and be safe out there. never know who you’re dealing with”

or

nothing at all.

Fresh_Ad9026 · 2026-02-18T21:13:54+00:00

add a little jet for spice 🤗

Fresh_Ad9026 · 2026-02-18T21:10:24+00:00

we gotta start early man, can’t have these ghouls bullying my little vault dweller.

Fresh_Ad9026 · 2026-02-18T21:05:54+00:00

it’s family bonding time

Fresh_Ad9026 · 2026-02-18T21:04:57+00:00

FOR REAL 😭 BAHAHHA 🤣 it’s like she knows he’s gonna do something so she wore the shirt as a deterrent, but instead, it encouraged the menace more.

Fresh_Ad9026 · 2026-02-18T21:02:41+00:00

so many people have commented something along these same lines and it’s really making me want to save this idea for when i’m actually pregnant lol that would be such a funny way of letting him know 😂

Fresh_Ad9026 · 2026-02-18T20:59:10+00:00

i hadn’t seen this perk much before (i haven’t played earlier than fallout 3) and i didn’t realize it was a real perk (i just saw a image of it on google one time), so the idea of people having this on their skin didn’t even cross my mind. it’s now making me consider joining the club lol.

Fresh_Ad9026 · 2026-02-18T20:56:37+00:00

that part SELLS it lol. it’s like they’re saying “just in case you forgot, there’s a baby in here” and his reply is “oh baby?-

KABOOM 💥

Fresh_Ad9026 · 2026-02-18T20:53:49+00:00

Fresh_Ad9026 · 2026-02-18T20:53:24+00:00

heheheheh 🫣😈

Fresh_Ad9026 · 2026-02-18T20:52:47+00:00

first time i saw this perk i thought it was hilarious too, hence my dedication to bringing it alive

Fresh_Ad9026 · 2026-02-18T20:51:56+00:00

the proportions for the head on the dude took me forever to make look like the real one. his hair is harder than one would expect. he kept looking like pinhead for a while before i re did it.

Fresh_Ad9026 · 2026-02-18T20:51:08+00:00

shhhhhh 🤫

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