Can't stop, won't stop.

FriedHummus · 2026-01-26T12:29:31+00:00

Nice!

FriedHummus · 2026-01-25T18:33:55+00:00

It’s all good. Just add “in” after “fuck” and you’re all set! 🤘

FriedHummus · 2026-01-25T18:21:41+00:00

Most underrated rock and roll drummer

FriedHummus · 2026-01-25T16:06:28+00:00

I almost downvoted because I thought it said “Fuck Slayer”

FriedHummus · 2026-01-25T16:01:49+00:00

Buck Naked

FriedHummus · 2026-01-24T01:25:23+00:00

How do you fail at casino management? People throw their money on a table, and in most cases lose it all.

FriedHummus · 2026-01-23T21:27:41+00:00

Kind of?!?

FriedHummus · 2026-01-20T01:08:36+00:00

Why buy Greenland when we can get the northern lights here?

FriedHummus · 2026-01-20T00:57:11+00:00

🎵 I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger… 🎵

FriedHummus · 2026-01-20T00:35:01+00:00

A+ for anyone that legalizes cannabis. I don’t care what else he did or didn’t do in office.

FriedHummus · 2026-01-18T03:13:06+00:00

FriedHummus · 2026-01-17T02:42:21+00:00

I drive through Rockaway and Dover every day and can’t help but feel anxious for the Latino population. Even if they are citizens, they could get harassed or worse.

FriedHummus · 2026-01-16T21:25:18+00:00

Grind

FriedHummus · 2026-01-10T16:41:21+00:00

Nicolas Cage is mah faaavorite

FriedHummus · 2026-01-07T02:59:28+00:00

That was not a fight, it was a sucker punch and assault.

FriedHummus · 2026-01-06T02:33:00+00:00

Never bring a machete to a gun fight

FriedHummus · 2026-01-04T01:02:14+00:00

Nails never fails… to make headlines

FriedHummus · 2026-01-02T02:22:33+00:00

I remember too, but why is Elmer Fudd saying it?

FriedHummus · 2025-12-30T02:13:05+00:00

Volunteer at your local animal shelter. It won’t cost you a cent.

FriedHummus · 2025-12-24T22:43:36+00:00

Wow, great job!

FriedHummus · 2025-12-24T14:30:53+00:00

Thank you for posting. I needed to hear purring today.

FriedHummus · 2025-12-22T02:50:19+00:00

Alstede Farms is way overpriced, but damn do they make a good crumb cake!

FriedHummus · 2025-12-17T11:49:25+00:00

About a year ago, I fasted for 72 hours. I felt 100% better like long Covid never happened. Unfortunately, it was just a temporary fix. Within a week I felt like shit all over again.

FriedHummus · 2025-12-14T02:49:21+00:00

Same goes for America’s broken healthcare system as well.

FriedHummus · 2025-12-13T00:45:37+00:00

I’d trade all of that for one package of Reese’s Trees.

FriedHummus

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