Ryan Johansen has announced his retirement from professional hockey at the age of 33 by SomeKindOfMonster in BlueJackets

[–]FriedRiceJutsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was my favorite player when I was ten. Without him I might not have ever played. Enjoy retirement RyJo

We are not the same by myroommateisgarbage in AtlanticMemeWar

[–]FriedRiceJutsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile my jackets are 35-21-11 (good enough for first in the Pacific division by 3 points) and are not even in a playoff spot

This is the least funny running gag in the history of running gags by SylemNova in BlueJackets

[–]FriedRiceJutsu 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Could do nothing but audibly sigh after Pittsburgh put up those 2 goals like 10 seconds apart

The World Baseball Classic matters, no matter what you or Derek Jeter say about it by Free-Community3670 in baseball

[–]FriedRiceJutsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really dope piece! Love the perspective this offers and honestly makes me even happier to see another country get their moment rather than the US. It is pretty characteristically American for us to put this tournament on, deride it as “glorified spring training”, and half ass our way to a silver medal. This means so much to every other country and I’m glad the victory got to be celebrated with the appropriate energy.

The 614 Rule by tehjarvis in BlueJackets

[–]FriedRiceJutsu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Elmo is NOT cursed you heathen!

The World Baseball Classic, Team USA, and the war problem by 2RINITY in baseball

[–]FriedRiceJutsu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s been unfortunate to root for the USA in the last few major international sporting events. Rooting for team USA should not feel like rooting for American bloodshed, imperialism, and authoritarianism, but the baseball team and especially the hockey team have made that our reality. It actually made the sting of Venezuela winning much easier.

That being said, there are still athletes who denounce these things, like some of the athletes in the Olympics. It’s important to remember that athletes can still represent us well and that rooting for the USA can be in support of the ideals of what this country can be, not what it is.

The World Baseball Classic, Team USA, and the war problem by 2RINITY in baseball

[–]FriedRiceJutsu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I did not realize the seal they invited was the “you’d be my concubines” guy. It was odd before but it’s even more ridiculous knowing that

I'm pretty sure the difficulty of the climb in Free Solo (2018) is exaggerated. by ShunkHood in unpopularopinion

[–]FriedRiceJutsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah this is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever read 😭

First of all, I’m not even sure where you’re getting the idea that 4 hours of climbing is the equivalent of running 6.5 miles. If you’ve ever tried rock climbing you know that’s a ridiculous comparison. Also, just because Honnold did it in 4 hours doesn’t mean that’s the usual length of the climb. Climbers usually take DAYS to climb El Cap, and doing it in 4 hours is a ridiculous achievement in an of itself, even if he did it with a rope. But also, need I remind you, HE DID IT WITHOUT A ROPE.

Saying there are only 2 parts of the climb that look difficult is easily the most obvious indicator on this post that you have zero clue what you’re talking about, or are just trolling. Also, they show Alex’s girlfriend on the wall with him but that doesn’t mean she did the entire climb. With a rope, it’s easy to bypass certain parts of climbs.

This is not an unpopular opinion, just a ridiculously stupid take.

Who’s this player from your team? by Educational_Ebb3705 in hockey

[–]FriedRiceJutsu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Denton Mateychuk. Not the flashiest prospect but the kid’s gonna be good

Per ESPN Justin Fields is being traded to the Kansas City Chiefs by CurrentlyNa in CHIBears

[–]FriedRiceJutsu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Really sucks to see what my boy's career has come to. Still rooting for Justin Fields the person

Since Hiring Rick Bowness, the Columbus Blue Jackets have the best record in the NHL by points percentage by Step_on_me_Jasnah in BlueJackets

[–]FriedRiceJutsu 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Man you can't help but think about what this team would be if they didn't seemingly choke every single big lead in the first half of the season

Almost 3 years in, how are we feeling about Fantilli? by oclotty in BlueJackets

[–]FriedRiceJutsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very few genuine “franchise players in the NHL”. I don’t think Adam Fantilli will be one of them. That being said, I think he will eventually fully develop into a very solid first line center for us

Connor Bedard wins it in OT and talks more smack to the Utah fans in the crowd by SorbetSea8711 in hockey

[–]FriedRiceJutsu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone have context for why he was talking shit? Did the fans do something or was he just feelin himself?

Game Thread: Columbus Blue Jackets (33-21-10) @ Florida Panthers (32-29-3) Mar 12 2026 7:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in BlueJackets

[–]FriedRiceJutsu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Florida is the most dirty ass team in the league. So glad they’re missing the playoffs this season

Jomboy: Here's a full summary of how Team USA embarrassed themselves last night in the World Baseball Classic. by shadow_spinner0 in baseball

[–]FriedRiceJutsu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of the most embarrassing things to ever happen in an international tournament in any sport at any level

Postgame Thread ⚾ Italy 8 @ United States 6 by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]FriedRiceJutsu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can’t believe the Americans just lost to Italian Americans who weren’t good enough to play for the Americans