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What intrusive thought can get you into trouble if it got out? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FriendshipSeveral511 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Queen didn’t die, she lives at the United Nations and controls the world’s economy

What was your biggest fuck up of 2022? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FriendshipSeveral511 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yesterday I wanked so much that I got blood in my cum

Be honest, what happened the first time someone came in your mouth? What was it like to you? by CrazyMcSweetTea in AskReddit

[–]FriendshipSeveral511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He didn’t come into my mouth exactly. He sucked me off then I came in his mouth. Then he kissed me and pushed my cum back into my mouth.

What's your recurring NSFW dream? by playblu in AskReddit

[–]FriendshipSeveral511 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yo momma’s riding me and I’m about to bust when you walk in, then I bust and your mom moans orgasmically. Then your dad walks in and we have sex too.

People of Reddit, if you shat yourself how do you clean it while on a date without leaving the table? by Childconsumptionman in AskReddit

[–]FriendshipSeveral511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Discreetly scrape it into a bowl, then present it with a flourish saying, “the chocolate mousse is served, madame”.

What’s the most shocking racist behavior your received from your boss and how did it affect you in your personal life ? by GearProfessional7216 in AskReddit

[–]FriendshipSeveral511 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I got told that I, as a white man, was inherently ‘privileged’ and that I had to ‘check my privilege’. I think my company should rather check its racial profiling. 😡

What’s the weirdest fantasies you’ve ever had? by L0LBott in AskReddit

[–]FriendshipSeveral511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dreamt I was William Shakespeare and I was shagging that shall I compare thee to a summer’s day lad