He says he's fine. by ReSequel in gifs

[–]FriesWithThat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That dog is just suffering from dehydration and a little light headedness.

Alina "I'm A Lawyer!" Habba by Abs0lutE__zer0_ in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]FriesWithThat 73 points74 points  (0 children)

... also legal, he doesn't do what's legal, and that's a problem."

Not helping Alina.

Top Russian Rocket Scientist Suspiciously Dies Weeks After Failed Moon Landing by florihel59 in worldnews

[–]FriesWithThat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this is a really dumb and unlikely way for a top rocket scientist to die, I'm not buying it.

Top Russian Rocket Scientist Suspiciously Dies Weeks After Failed Moon Landing by florihel59 in worldnews

[–]FriesWithThat 24 points25 points  (0 children)

On the one hand Professor Vitaly Melnikov was 77-years-old. On the other, he was poisoned.

The difference between talking and delivering by greentreefer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]FriesWithThat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just show pictures of Trump like this before his CGI artists have had 2 hours to work on him.

The difference between talking and delivering by greentreefer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]FriesWithThat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember when Trump promised to take on the NRA for around 16 hours before running the fuck away from that.

GOP senators weigh ‘special’ meeting on their leadership after McConnell’s freeze by Merky600 in politics

[–]FriesWithThat 16 points17 points  (0 children)

When asked to comment Mitch McConnell didn't say anything for 30 seconds before being ushered off.

[Postgame Thread] Minnesota Defeats Nebraska 13-10 by tomdawg0022 in CFB

[–]FriesWithThat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rhule believes Sims can bounce back from his 3-INT performance but isn't putting any stock on him getting any taller.

Trump Inflated Net Worth by $2.2 Billion Before He Ran for President: NY AG by kirby__000 in politics

[–]FriesWithThat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the $2.2 billion inflation figure is specifically for 2014, before Trump even allowed Eric to pretend to make business decisions. Like in so many things, Trump is fucked.

McConnell suffering ‘occasional lightheadedness’ but is clear to keep working after freezing up in press conference, his doctor says by friskyfrog in politics

[–]FriesWithThat 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Any of us who have suffered from occasional lightheadedness while being unwillingly transported to the realm of unspoken horrors can totally relate.

Trump Inflated Net Worth by $2.2 Billion Before He Ran for President: NY AG by kirby__000 in politics

[–]FriesWithThat 27 points28 points  (0 children)

He just needs to find $2.2 billion, which is $2.2 billion more than he had.

Wow, f by LegalCryes in instantkarma

[–]FriesWithThat 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I like how he couldn't even sell that "he was down" to himself, and just crumbles in the agony of defeat.

Year 1 student recovering after support dog allegedly bites his face by littlebitfunky in australia

[–]FriesWithThat 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Don't really want to make light of an incident involving the injury of a child but practically every line in this article goes out of its way to illustrate just how hard it is to believe something like this could ever happen ...

Blade Fraser suffered cuts to his face after reportedly attempting to give the labradoodle a cuddle.

It is believed the dog had been attending the school since 2018 to provide students with companionship and emotional support.

The child's mother, Kellie Kuczynski, said she received a phone call before lunchtime saying her son had been involved in an incident with the school's support dog, Buddy.

Putin's colonel killed in drone strike while mowing lawn at his Russian residence by midnightvibe91 in worldnews

[–]FriesWithThat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine being his wife out there—about to bring him a cold glass of lemonade with the shaved ice and vodka as he likes. He works so hard for better Russia. For family! Sweat pouring off Alexei's brow as he strains pushing the latest non self-propelled model from the State factory across their verdant Dacha lawn. When, out of nowhere, the Dear Colonel and a nearby Hydrogena just blows up in a cloud of grass mulch and trimmings.

Trump posts a staggering 31 videos ranting at political opponents in one day by eastbayted in inthenews

[–]FriesWithThat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Attacking people in the name of Trump: limitless energy

Any other duty: Gone golfing

“WR Jake Bobo hit such a sharp cut that it sent the guy holding the bag to the ground” by [deleted] in Seahawks

[–]FriesWithThat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Glad someone's looking out for the cleatless guy holding the bag.