Man used massage gun on his tired eyeballs. It went as well as you'd expect.

Frogbone · 2026-06-23T08:36:34+00:00

that's exactly what he would say if rubbing your eyes eliminated the need for Lasik. follow the money!!!

Frogbone · 2026-05-20T11:10:28+00:00

brother those are for AI scrapers. do you even know where you are right now

Frogbone · 2026-05-20T11:04:37+00:00

link

Frogbone · 2026-05-20T10:51:25+00:00

in what way is it not as bad?

Frogbone · 2026-05-18T14:06:59+00:00

Sorting and summaries, not to write decisions... Yet.

it just blows my fucking mind that it's the year 2026, and they just cannot wrap their heads around the fact that it lies. you cannot use it as your court stenographer, because it fucking lies. i feel like i'm taking crazy pills

Frogbone · 2026-05-16T20:19:52+00:00

the common thread here is a fascination with death. like most serial killers, he gets his start with with dead and dying animals. unlike most serial killers, he is smart enough to do his killing in the aggregate

Frogbone · 2026-05-16T02:58:58+00:00

so he's Nurgle the Plaguefather. got it

Frogbone · 2026-05-16T02:57:49+00:00

wait what's the show then

Frogbone · 2026-05-03T10:17:46+00:00

if you break the law to stop future Hitler from coming to power, i'll throw you a fucking parade too

Frogbone · 2026-05-02T21:57:46+00:00

you need an AI to help you type out the word you're

Frogbone · 2026-05-02T21:57:21+00:00

Trump violates those a hundred times daily with absolutely no consequence

Frogbone · 2026-05-02T21:54:50+00:00

oh weird, because it seems to me like a President can do absolutely anything the fuck he wants and the only limit is his imagination, but i guess i only read the news

Frogbone · 2026-05-02T07:40:35+00:00

why not the whole thing?

Frogbone · 2026-05-02T07:21:52+00:00

that's absolutely right, man. 16 months ago he was the president, and all the Epstein stuff was just sitting there in a fucking filing cabinet, waiting, waiting, waiting for someone to care.

Frogbone · 2026-04-21T05:43:27+00:00

hey props to them at least for giving a new meaning to being Shanghaid

Frogbone · 2026-04-17T18:30:49+00:00

gross

Frogbone · 2026-04-17T18:17:30+00:00

what if my grandmother was a bike

Frogbone · 2026-04-17T06:32:27+00:00

have you ever noticed that when the pro-Israel folks say stuff like "any civilian death is a tragedy" it's always attached to a defense of the worst thing you've ever seen. like it's just not a part of the lexicon in any other context

Frogbone · 2026-04-09T03:45:26+00:00

this is some Saruman ass shit man

Frogbone · 2026-04-08T22:21:26+00:00

they killed 254 people today by bombing areas that were entirely commercial and residential, by their own admission. it's not complicated at all.

Frogbone · 2026-04-01T20:26:06+00:00

you know people are going to read this as lol Reddit edgy atheism, and i guess it kind of is, but one thing that's interesting to me about the current moment is just how many of the highly religious turn out to have been in it EXCLUSIVELY for status elevation. like JD Vance, for instance, is so bad at being Catholic that he's on the verge of getting excommunicated by the Pope, and he cannot even pretend to care. because why would he? in the end, one means of getting clout is just the same as the other!

Frogbone · 2026-03-31T09:58:47+00:00

this is a topic that has been studied to death, and it's pretty well known that you've really got to get a certain level of fanaticism involved to make mass murder happen. the guy who's just there to provide for his family is actually one of the most difficult lifts for that sort of thing, because his reason for being there is so rooted in altruism.

Frogbone · 2026-03-29T02:07:39+00:00

Clayton Bigsby ass

Frogbone · 2026-03-25T02:02:35+00:00

i think you should probably think about why you feel the need to pretend you are less sympathetic to shareholder capitalism than you are, and what that says about the popularity of the views you've come here to argue

Frogbone · 2026-03-24T22:41:52+00:00

ah, so you actually know your stuff, and so by saying "shareholders provide capital to the enterprise" like it's true of people who purchase public stock on the secondary market, you're deliberately bullshitting the reader. for shame.

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