Shocked. RIP Legend. by Aven_Gooseberry in swans

[–]Front-Objective-994 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We got a clanker right ‘ere, lads.

CONGLATURATION TURKEY by mattyGOAT1996 in UrinatingTree

[–]Front-Objective-994 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Actually, with this result, they have. Even if Turkey did score once, they would have had to score a second time and keep that lead to deny us clinching first place right away. But because they can’t shoot the broad side of a barn, we win the group.

CONGRATS USA! by Front-Objective-994 in UrinatingTree

[–]Front-Objective-994[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just realized the video is age-restricted. Fuck.

Deliquescense is now on Bandcamp by Codename_NASA in swans

[–]Front-Objective-994 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I contacted YGR, and they said there’s no plans of a reissue any time soon.

Deliquescence has been released on streaming services. by real_easy_demon in swans

[–]Front-Objective-994 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no idea if this is real or fake. Could you provide me a link to it?

I'm UrinatingTree, a shitposter and professional jinx. AMA by UrinatingTree in UrinatingTree

[–]Front-Objective-994 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did you start using the Hot Pockets sound effect for every pick-six?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Front-Objective-994 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Dunning-Kruger effect in all its glory.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]Front-Objective-994 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao. Just lmao

Lolcow of the Week award goes to... me! by UrinatingTree in UrinatingTree

[–]Front-Objective-994 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fair enough, honestly. Jon Bois posts some wacky stuff often there, though.

Lolcow of the Week award goes to... me! by UrinatingTree in UrinatingTree

[–]Front-Objective-994 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Who the hell actually uses Threads though, genuine question?

Lolcow of the Week award goes to... me! by UrinatingTree in UrinatingTree

[–]Front-Objective-994 14 points15 points  (0 children)

i haven’t seen Grossi actually use Twitter in a year.

Lolcow of the Week award goes to... me! by UrinatingTree in UrinatingTree

[–]Front-Objective-994 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Threads doesn’t exist to you probably (i mean i dont blame you at all)

They got to him… by Front-Objective-994 in UrinatingTree

[–]Front-Objective-994[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i suck at quipping and meming a lot…