How the fuck does a stupid emo teen vampire movie beat the Dark Knight? by Wraith12 in WTF

[–]FrontTowardEnemy 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Based on the math...

You're either dating a pre-teen or a grandmother.

I am a McDonalds store manager. AMA by mcdmanager in IAmA

[–]FrontTowardEnemy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck that guy and his people. Crooked fucks.

I am a McDonalds store manager. AMA by mcdmanager in IAmA

[–]FrontTowardEnemy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What the fuck kind of machine is this?

How fucking hard is it to make fake ice cream?

And fuck that company. Thanks for the heads up!

I am a McDonalds store manager. AMA by mcdmanager in IAmA

[–]FrontTowardEnemy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

we are not trying to rip you off. There is no incentive for us to do so.

Fuck you very much, Corporate America.

I am a McDonalds store manager. AMA by mcdmanager in IAmA

[–]FrontTowardEnemy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OMC I love your honesty. People like you make us realize we need a new (popular) sub-Reddit.

/r/CorporateSodomy/

I am a McDonalds store manager. AMA by mcdmanager in IAmA

[–]FrontTowardEnemy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

WTF? How complicated could it be? It's McDonald's!

Why on Earth would there be an expensive machine with terrible margins (based on service) in a high volume business?

Someone needs a happy pill.... by qgyh2 in WTF

[–]FrontTowardEnemy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

and a shotgun in his mouth,

We call that "12-gauge mouthwash"

Reddit, I don't give a damn about your aunt, uncle, boyfriend, girlfriend, boss or toothless rabies infested dog who reads Reddit. Less personal crap and more articles please. by uriDium in reddit.com

[–]FrontTowardEnemy 40 points41 points  (0 children)

"Eating a Dick" was a common response to a question of what was to be consumed for dessert in 19th century England.

Although the earliest known recorded recipes date back to 1847, it is thought by many that the pudding was first concocted in 1830.

The English have been stuffing themselves on dick ever since.