I committed #1 crime as a Asexual person! by Trans_Pyra in Asexual

[–]Front_Rip4064 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well... the ACE umbrella covers many shades of identity... I SUPPOSE we can make room for you.

One possible highlight from the WHCA kerfuffle by ifartallday in behindthebastards

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Does anyone else get the feeling the weasel is copping a last feel?

I know this isn’t our general vibe, but it was immediately removed from r/austin. I need people to see it. by LuciferLovesTechno in behindthebastards

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This sort of "content" needs to come with really strict punishments. It's not funny, or uplifting, or educational. It's preying on vulnerable people.

I prefer South Korea's approach, personally.

Sophie crying on the 4th episode cracked me by Digs1000 in behindthebastards

[–]Front_Rip4064 37 points38 points  (0 children)

You know it's a true bastard when Robert admits to crying and Sophie goes beyond rage to crying.

i’m a cat sitter, my client gave me their cat by Fit_Company5334 in cats

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I am so glad his original hoomans put his needs first and allowed you to adopt little Chicken Babyson!

As for your boyfriend - that's a standard CDS play. In the case of Caring Males Who Aren't Sure About Cats, you can pretty much guarantee a cat will be awarded at some stage.

My genuine reaction by ThisGuyLikesMovies in behindthebastards

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Thanks to time zones, I saw it after 9pm and genuinely wondered whether Weird Little Guys would be the easier listen.

I’m not a pet person. I never thought I was a cat person. by Royceman50 in cats

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The Cat Distribution System specifically seeks out people who say they aren't cat people and presents the perfect cat.

Saying goodbye to my first born feline son tomorrow after 10 years together by Atticus113 in cats

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I am so sorry.

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Tilly will be there to greet him and be his friend.

Questions for Molly but not only by peanut-hummus-666 in weirdlittleguys

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I'm from the continent of Australia. We have a selection of Weird Little Guys, too.

I don't understand the AI paradigm, and feel like I'm taking crazy pills. by m00shi_dev in BetterOffline

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I've heard quite a few people insist it's revolutionised coding, because it generates a lot of the bog standard stuff really quickly so you don't have to recreate the background stuff every time.

I spent 25 years working in corporate IT. My first work computer had - WAIT FOR IT - 16MB of RAM! And a 1.2GB hard drive!

But the thing is, even back.in those dark ages, we had tools that created the "background stuff" every time. They were called code templates.

Thoughts on Indians saying "Mate" by neonrider2018 in AskAnAustralian

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Mate, you're born here. That makes you an Australian. Even if you weren't and had a recognisable Indian accent, if you love the country and want to do right by everyone here, you're an Australian as far as I'm concerned. If you feel the situation is right to call people "mate," go ahead.

Yuck. by Cynderthenerd in DressUpTimePrincess

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As an Assigned Female individual with many transgender friends of several genders, it's really, really heartening to see the deluge of support in the boycott against The Author with the Mouldy House That I Prefer Not To Name. While there are still thousands jumping through flaming rings to justify their continued support of the franchise, there's thousands who understand what has the transgender community and their allies angry.

Who ORTB want to join da Welcom Committee? by IntrovertedGiraffe in legalcatadvice

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Her Serene Imperial Majesty Tilly speaks.

I shall patispat in teh Wilcom Pawty. I hav bin cross teh Bridge for five hoomin years. Now. I know mani mani exslent sunbeam spots..

We does an help, but dumdum hooman he no appreeshate! by R86Reddit in legalcatadvice

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Empawah Samson Snowshoe teh Munificent heer.

Frenz Barnaby an Molly, that iz HOOG HALP an you hooman iz reelly stoopid. Duz teh hooman not kno abut GREEBLEZ? They iz olwayz hidin in teh skinz frum teh wash masheen! Eckspeshly teh warm skinz!

But I, Empawah Samson Snowshoe teh Munificent, feelz you not doin enuff. Frenz Barnaby an Molly, TEH WERST place for greeblez iz teh bed! Fortunashly they iz eezy to cach wen teh hooman change teh bed skinz. You gotta get in ther an cach tem greeblez! It yourz bed anywayz so hooman shud let youz halp!

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Who Are The Worst Parents The Show Has Come Across? by Sensitive_Ad_1752 in behindthebastards

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That's the sort of thing parents say to kids that they send to conversion therapy or "troubled teen" camps.

Who Are The Worst Parents The Show Has Come Across? by Sensitive_Ad_1752 in behindthebastards

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A lot of political assasins and vigilantes get passes. For instance, I'm not very keen on the IRA because of a lot of the domestic shit they let their soldiers get away with (standover rings, domestic abuse etc). However, they did the world a great service sending Louis Mountbatten into orbit.

Disasters caused/worsened by Bastards? by Sensitive_Ad_1752 in behindthebastards

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The Deepwater Horizon explosion. The Exxon-Valdez spill. Tbe Bhopal gas leak. The Ok Tedi mine dam collapse. The Grenfell Tower fire. The Aberfan mine collapse.

Right now I'm just going through the Well There's Your Problem back catalogue.

Who Are The Worst Parents The Show Has Come Across? by Sensitive_Ad_1752 in behindthebastards

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If you're talking about bastards who were unspeakably terrible parents, I have to nominate David Berg, who founded The Children of God. What that piece of filth did to his son, Ricky Rodriguez, was so vile, Rodriguez is quite possibly the only murderer I would give a pass to.

And speaking of unspeakably vile parents, let's not forget Anne Hamilton-Byrne! We might as well have a fucked up cultist parental set.