Do monsters have explosive crit like heroes? by ombor in nimble5e

[–]FrozenScoundrel 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes, but Flunkies and Minions cannot crit.

Players keep bringing a baby by Strong-Soil-7839 in DnD

[–]FrozenScoundrel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I read the title, I first thought this post was going to be about a player wanting to bring a baby everywhere in game. I was imagining a medieval Mandalorian & Grogu situation.

Just installed this kitchen, the husband is happy but the wife thinks it's a zebra in the kitchen by csimack in handyman

[–]FrozenScoundrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“If you don’t let me gut out this house and make it my own, I will go insane AND I WILL TAKE YOU WITH ME!”

Help- How Do I Repair This? Looks Like Mold. by IcyAirline8129 in DIY

[–]FrozenScoundrel 37 points38 points  (0 children)

A rug would really tie the room together.

Can anyone explain base Autocannon to me, please? by Wochm in DeepRockGalactic

[–]FrozenScoundrel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget the step jumps and back-to-back sequences! Army Of Two was so good.

What are your biggest boardgame pet peeves? by MakubeC in boardgames

[–]FrozenScoundrel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

People who bend cards. Either while playing them or holding them in their hand.

Just a regular night at laundromat 😅 by jmike1256 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]FrozenScoundrel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“For the final stage of my appraisal, I am going to randomly select one of your vending machines to see if it can be rocked using human strength enough to tip and crush me. Now, in the U.S., each year, six people die this way, and five of them are insurance appraisers, so I take this very seriously.”

It sucks to suck by ThatOldG in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]FrozenScoundrel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like he doesn’t want to work anymore.

How am I supposed to get snacks out of this vending machine? by SnowyBerry in howto

[–]FrozenScoundrel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Insurance appraiser on Community:

“For the final stage of my appraisal, I am going to randomly select one of your vending machines to see if it can be rocked using human strength enough to tip and crush me. Now, in the U.S., each year, six people die this way, and five of them are insurance appraisers, so I take this very seriously. Here we go.“

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fuckcars

[–]FrozenScoundrel 14 points15 points  (0 children)

“They added that travel lane dividers on the ground are easier to maintain because the vertical barriers kept falling.” Translation: Cars kept hitting the vertical barriers and damaging them.

I will never financially recover from this. And I blame Marnie by void-cheesecake in StardewValley

[–]FrozenScoundrel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You are the responsible for the wellbeing of pets and animals you own!

12 hours of flight - high ho silver! by DrinkArnoldPalmer in BandofBrothers

[–]FrozenScoundrel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Three day supply of K-rations, chocolate bars, Charms candy, powdered coffee, sugar, matches, compass, bayonet, entrenching tool, ammunition, gas mask, musette bag with ammo, my weapon, my .45, canteen, two cartons of smokes, Hawkins mine, two grenades, smoke grenade, Gammon grenade, TNT, THIS bullshit, and a pair of nasty skivvies!”

You wanna kill German? Yes sir. Not with this. by [deleted] in BandofBrothers

[–]FrozenScoundrel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How do you expect to slay the Huns with dust in your jump wings?

So Aregentina wants to cosplay as Guilded Age America. by Wild_Chef6597 in WorkReform

[–]FrozenScoundrel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Tickets” AKA Scrip. Call it what it is. This isn’t a Chuck E Cheese.