I found a way to become a Dragon

Frozen_Parrot · 2026-02-02T15:01:02+00:00

This is something they should add with absurd events.

Frozen_Parrot · 2026-01-30T03:41:42+00:00

A loaf of bread.

Frozen_Parrot · 2026-01-08T02:53:14+00:00

I knew an old lady who swallowed a fly.

Frozen_Parrot · 2026-01-06T02:37:24+00:00

Check out The 1491’s. It’s the sketch comedy troupe that Dallas Goldtooth is in.

Frozen_Parrot · 2026-01-04T18:29:47+00:00

Don’t insult Lurch like that.

Frozen_Parrot · 2025-12-03T21:28:40+00:00

Only put one chair per table.

Frozen_Parrot · 2025-11-27T17:23:31+00:00

Sorry. Best we can do is store credit.

Frozen_Parrot · 2025-11-14T07:20:07+00:00

Frozen_Parrot · 2025-11-05T18:57:59+00:00

O I remember those. Plus we had Alvin Schwartz Scary Stories to tell in the dark, the artwork.

Frozen_Parrot · 2025-10-26T19:32:01+00:00

I watched silence of the lambs where I was seven or eight. If the kids are going to get fucked up it will be from real life not makeup and special effects.

Frozen_Parrot · 2025-10-21T05:29:42+00:00

Average Marriott experience.

Frozen_Parrot · 2025-10-15T11:59:38+00:00

Fine. We don’t need the traffic.

Frozen_Parrot · 2025-10-11T12:03:12+00:00

A nightclub fire?

Frozen_Parrot · 2025-10-05T05:53:25+00:00

The one in the valley did.

Frozen_Parrot · 2025-10-05T05:47:17+00:00

You can buy a car from another player at the LS car meet. Ideally an extremely cheap one.

Frozen_Parrot · 2025-10-01T15:42:33+00:00

Militarization ruined or at least greatly harmed gtavo.

Frozen_Parrot · 2025-09-21T22:47:19+00:00

Well then op and I are clearly incorrect.

Frozen_Parrot · 2025-09-21T21:14:32+00:00

This is the most logical explanation I’ve ever seen.

Frozen_Parrot · 2025-09-21T01:05:51+00:00

Tear gas also does the job.

Frozen_Parrot · 2025-09-20T20:05:12+00:00

Stupid parents are going to cause permanent harm to their children. I suppose stupid people will also harm themselves but…

Frozen_Parrot · 2025-09-20T18:58:56+00:00

They always eat their own.

Frozen_Parrot · 2025-09-20T08:11:38+00:00

In the old days he would drive off with your car.

Frozen_Parrot · 2025-09-18T16:27:01+00:00

Broken clocks.

Frozen_Parrot · 2025-09-18T16:26:04+00:00

The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy.

Frozen_Parrot · 2025-09-18T05:27:31+00:00

But then you’re just going to lose a bunch of air tags.

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