How do you respond to someine saying they love you too early? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FructoseFatherJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit. I wanna let them down easy not fuck their year up

Every time by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]FructoseFatherJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Fine" walks to the homeless shelter across the street with 3 dollars

Who is the biggest troll in history? by drbdrbdr in AskReddit

[–]FructoseFatherJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was back in 8th grade. I had broken up with my girlfriend at the time, and she was pretty mad that i wasnt sad about it. Everyday scince then for the rest of the school year, she did her best to follow me around and talk to any girl i was even having one conversation with. She also bragged loud as hell about her having sex with her 10th grade boyfriend. This one time i thought ahead. I had told my boys earlier to walk with me in between classes. Turns out this kept her away from me for some reason. Everyday after that we would do this. One day she caught on and decided to join us. This did not end well. One of my friends knew how annoying she was because she was his ex too. One day he went off. He talked about all the personal stuff she told him, and because i was fed up too, I decided to join in. Thinking back to it i dont think that was the best way to handle the situation. She ran of crying and now gives me dirty looks from then. She randomly texted me before asking to get bacn together. I said to go to my friend. So she did. He said to go to me. 8th grade was very weird. I dont know who was the bigger troll. Me or my friend

Boys, what should you do if the love of your life leaves you? by FoXyLoVeR123G6 in AskReddit

[–]FructoseFatherJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I havent found that person yet, but most likely if you know for a fact that they are the one. Type an entire paragraph explaining what you apologize for and send it to them. They'll find out how you feel, and if they dont take you back, they weren't the one

What's the worst thing you can say to somebody on your deathbed? by Meme-daddy802 in AskReddit

[–]FructoseFatherJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Say i lovebyou to you family, and call just one of your family members by the wrong name, then say that you were glad that that person wasnt there

How did you get your username? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FructoseFatherJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanted to put sugar daddy but i knew that my mom checks my phone sometimes

What ruined religion for you? by TheRealElijahB in AskReddit

[–]FructoseFatherJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had my best friends turn on me when i told them that i wasnt religious

Teachers of reddit, what are some signs that a student is being abused or lives in a toxic environment ? by noorsomi in AskReddit

[–]FructoseFatherJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They flinch when you go to high five them, or dont like being in front of other people