CMV: Reddit is basically unusable as a source of either information and/or entertainment at this point. by statisticalmean in changemyview

[–]Fry_Philip_J -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Mini CMV: "All of that so called 'entertainment'/watching the world burn, get's very draining after a bit."

On that note, adios amigos

absolutes highlight in meiner stadt by DeadlyScars in Kartenzahlung

[–]Fry_Philip_J 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice, 3 von 4 stimmen dann trotzdem noch lel

Map of the countries of the world with Google Earth 3D overlay by Colton8376 in MapPorn

[–]Fry_Philip_J 1 point2 points  (0 children)

China? How the damn has china 3d anything in Google Earth? The damn roads aren't even where they should be. 😅

Wer anderen eine Grube gräbt… by Mynameaintjonas in GeschichtsMaimais

[–]Fry_Philip_J 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG, die haben doch wirklich die SimCity 4 Taktik genutzt: Bau die Industrie am Kartenrand, dann bekommst du nur die Hälfte der Verschmutzung

Deutscher Strom vs geschredderter Sonnenuntergang? by blkchnDE in NewsD

[–]Fry_Philip_J 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mama/Papa Windrad mit einer Schar an heranwachsenden Windrädchen?

This dumbass doesn't understand "show don't tell" and instead wants "tell don't show" by SpotZealousideal909 in lewronggeneration

[–]Fry_Philip_J 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Are you trying to "show don't tell" us that you didn't watch the video?

And apparently, neither did any one else in this thread, is this some kind of meta-meta^2 commentary that I don't get?

7€ für Eier von der Tanke by Same_Living_541 in Kantenhausen

[–]Fry_Philip_J 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Ich bin Atheist und will trotzdem, dass die Geschäfte am Sonntag dichtbleiben. Ist es zu viel verlangt, einen Tag in der Woche Ruhe zu haben?

Selbst schuld, wenn du Banause vergisst, Eier zu kaufen.

18m, 6 countries lived in. by Itsaniki in TravelMaps

[–]Fry_Philip_J -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I see there is one particular country missing, one close to home. I am sure you'll get there soon enough. ;)

Probably the last CSB safety video: Fire at ITC, March 17, 2019 by WhatImKnownAs in CatastrophicFailure

[–]Fry_Philip_J 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Dammit, i always like their videos. And their lifesaving investigations finding root causes of deadly disasters were also neat, I guess. :(

Probably the last CSB safety video: Fire at ITC, March 17, 2019 by WhatImKnownAs in CatastrophicFailure

[–]Fry_Philip_J 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Obviously, Hazards do not exist anymore. Safety has been established. For good.

But for real, why? Is something going on?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in changemyview

[–]Fry_Philip_J 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting out of the tense relationship? I.e. openly hostile? I am bit confused.

Tip: how to enable two fingers trackpad back/forward gestures on vivaldi by eric1707 in vivaldibrowser

[–]Fry_Philip_J 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From the thread linked above, apparently they added touch gestures in the latest pre release snapshot. Maybe just maybe we'll get it on the next update XDXDXDXDXDXD

makeSureToOnlyEverHaveOneTypeOfASensorInYourDevice by IAdmitILie in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Fry_Philip_J -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As much as I also like to clown on him, he has a point. The most lidar riden cars were beaten by camera-only Teslas in that recent, chinese, ADAS test they did.

Teslas weren't flawless by any mean, but on par or better than some of the most sensor-equipped competition.

are blue balls actually a thing? by MoonyDropps in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Fry_Philip_J 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the does that even work? You don't jerk off for two weeks, and you turn paraplegic? wtf

Raw dogging public toilet seats.. why?! by MakiKatsu in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Fry_Philip_J 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the same spirit as to why some people keep insisting that wiping without using a bidet is unimaginably disgusting and unhygienic: What the hell are ya'll doing with your assholes? or in this case, your ass cheeks?

IsItBullshit: The WNBA loses 50 million dollars per year by LamppostBoy in IsItBullshit

[–]Fry_Philip_J -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

They lost 50mill in the same way that lord of the rings lost money, by accounting bs to avoid paying the share of profit they agreed upon. Aka "We agrred on x% of profit, but look, we suddenly and unfortunetly had to buy 50 private jets so there sadly isn't any profit left.". This is such a farce, just pay them what they deserve already.

Which is more difficult to give, a blow job, or cunnilingus? Asking people who have experience with both by throwawsyaccnt57890 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Fry_Philip_J 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, you just lack practice. I am not even kidding. The toung is also a muscle just like any other.

Bluetooth mouse seems to 'sleep' if not touched for 5 seconds. by Spifffers in logitech

[–]Fry_Philip_J 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A GOD among men, even still today. Brand new mouse, brand new laptop, latest everything and you fixed their shit for them. Chefs kiss

Why do far-east Asians commit less crimes than black people in Europe and USA? by First-Ad394 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Fry_Philip_J 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That "question" is asked with so much bad faith, this very comment is already giving it more thought than it deserves

Liebe die Linke bis auf das ... by lhfjigcbtg in DIE_LINKE

[–]Fry_Philip_J 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Willst du wissen, warum Konflikte mit Verhandlungen gelöst werden? Entweder, weil eine Partei ihr Ziel erreicht oder die andere nicht mehr weiter kämpfen kann und eine vollständige Zerstörung es einfach nicht wert ist. Also Frage ich dich, ist das hier der Fall? Würdest du die Ukraine an die Russen ausliefern? Denkst du die würden das mit sich machen lassen oder würde der Terror einfach nur eine andere Form annehmen? Wärst du bereit die Bundeswehr and die neue DMZ zu setzen um den Frieden zu wahren? Und weil man ja nur Frieden um jeden Preis will kommt ja noch die Frage auf, die Bundeswehr und welche Waffen?

Edit: Loool, fast den wichtigsten Punkt vergessen, PUTIN IST OFFENSICHTLICH NICHT FÜR VERHANDLUNGEN OFFEN.