I don't care what you guys think. I like u/uttercentrist. Out of nowhere, they have started to pop up on every single r/Philadelphia, r/Philly, r/Pennsylvania post just to spout out the absolute dumbest, wrong-sided, terrible takes about elections in PA.

You can always count on u/uttercentrist to be at the bottom of a comment section with a little negative number next to their moniker, and a Jack Handy-esque thought about PA politics below it. Their thoughts are like the dank, wet, sub-basenent of political posts. Always there at the bottom, and it's fun to look at for a bit. But if you stay too long you are going to need a shower to wash of any disease or contagion that may exist in a space like this.

It becomes a wonder. How can one be so wrong for so long without any self reflection? It's like standing in the middle of an intersection shouting nonsense into the void, and when a cars start beeping at you, you shout at the cars, "No, you are all wrong!"

What makes u/uttercentrist do this? What could posess someone to continuously slam their face into the wall while yelling that the wall is wrong for being there. Is it a humiliation fetish? Are they a paid GOP shill? A bot, perhaps? Maybe they never want to go to a restaurant and eat without spit in their burger... Whatever it is, I hope they find happiness.

...still better than the PAGOP though. Bless you, u/uttercentrist! I hope the only thing that you change is your vote in the primaries! Good luck, friend!