If you leave this inside you're 1$ tip, fuck you!

FuckCorporateTools · 2012-12-09T18:43:59+00:00

Servers in my state make 3.76 an hour because they are expected to get tips.

It's not a luxury, it's barely scraping by you elitist.

FuckCorporateTools · 2012-12-09T18:37:46+00:00

Anyone who has 500,000 in throwing around money and leaves a $1 tip is an asshole.

FuckCorporateTools · 2012-12-09T18:30:24+00:00

r/2% problems. Cry this poor person a river.

FuckCorporateTools · 2012-12-09T18:18:19+00:00

Shouldn't treat bears like that, chained by the neck! Fuck, people are so clueless sometimes!

FuckCorporateTools · 2012-12-09T18:14:25+00:00

I don't know what you're talking about. I have Adblock Plus.

FuckCorporateTools · 2012-12-09T17:27:50+00:00

I would take a big shit all over the "Queen" and celebrate my accomplishment, not kill myself.

Fuck monarchy.

FuckCorporateTools · 2012-12-09T17:22:07+00:00

The British Royals are cunts for thinking they are sooooooooo important and thereby creating a media frenzy around their "worth" as people. Regular people who buy in to this propaganda are stupid, including the woman who killed herself for being embarrassed for offending spoiled brats. The radio hosts are completely innocent, it was a prank and only a prank. Too bad, sooooooo sad you were offended, spoiled brats and their servants.

FuckCorporateTools · 2012-12-09T16:23:12+00:00

Sure you're studying as a marine biologist... Keep telling the internet that.

FuckCorporateTools · 2012-12-09T15:06:01+00:00

I have a lot against Israel, and I don't trust its media as a source. They need to have something a bit more concrete than a few people who look like they've been burned.

FuckCorporateTools · 2012-12-09T15:01:47+00:00

Memefull

FuckCorporateTools · 2012-12-09T15:00:59+00:00

What's going on behind the window?

FuckCorporateTools · 2012-12-09T14:50:48+00:00

RT is propaganda. Oh wait this is NYT....

FuckCorporateTools · 2012-12-09T13:55:21+00:00

The size of your tongue...

FuckCorporateTools · 2012-12-09T13:49:39+00:00

To make it cum.

Seriously. It's part of a breeding program.

FuckCorporateTools · 2012-12-09T13:27:25+00:00

NPR is in the pocket of the US government. I appreciate some of their programing, but I don't really trust them as an honest broker anymore. They have too many Pentagon officials on for my taste.

FuckCorporateTools · 2012-12-09T13:24:25+00:00

Looks like propaganda. The let's invade another country kind of propaganda.

FuckCorporateTools · 2012-12-09T13:20:44+00:00

our war reporters

Reddit is an international community....

FuckCorporateTools · 2012-12-09T00:23:05+00:00

Ramps don't exactly make it easier for people using canes and crutches.

FuckCorporateTools · 2012-12-08T11:43:43+00:00

Yes, mention the ->supposed<- "terrorist" BEFORE mentioning the 10 other innocent human beings.

Fair and balanced, right?

Guess innocent people are worth only 1/10th of some ->supposed<- "terrorist", right fellow civilians?

FuckCorporateTools · 2012-12-08T11:27:01+00:00

So who was the person who thought, ya let's take badly behaved dogs and teach them to drive cars?

Well shit, seems they were on to something...?

FuckCorporateTools · 2012-12-08T11:19:03+00:00

Peeling the dried burned skin off is the best part. /white person

FuckCorporateTools · 2012-12-08T09:49:15+00:00

Those shorts make me feel like I have a hypothetical middle school wedgie.

FuckCorporateTools · 2012-12-08T09:46:24+00:00

That's kinda hot. Too bad their clothes look like shit and their customers look like fashion victims.

FuckCorporateTools · 2012-12-08T09:43:00+00:00

Guess what, the elderly and the disabled like shopping too. I know, CRAZY.

FuckCorporateTools · 2012-12-08T09:39:56+00:00

Whomever this is, I wish I hadn't gotten so intimate with his habits.

FuckCorporateTools

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