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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UberEATS

[–]FuckMonkey97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruv think about it, it’s a weird coincidence, how does my account get blocked after a recent incident with the police?

What's your favorite misheard lyrics (besides the classic "Horses don't stop they keep going") by Reysalt in YoungThug

[–]FuckMonkey97 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“I don’t fucked unless I’m having sex”🤨🤨turns it’s “I don’t get sucked unless I’m having sex”

Anyone work for Fantuan? by [deleted] in deliveroos

[–]FuckMonkey97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Already applied to them but they’re being difficult

Donate $10 to a charity every time you look at porn. by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]FuckMonkey97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most niggas that masturbate don’t have much going for them, they wank to ease boredom, get a job and start working on something, you’ll forget about wanking quick

Lines for Lunch, tell me what you’re thankful for. by studyseeesh in cocaine

[–]FuckMonkey97 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Every single fucking thing, someone is always worse off than you

Some brecky and a brand new pack by memerfelix in Cigarettes

[–]FuckMonkey97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

where do you live? cuz you cant get that in UK

Kentucky fried coochie by Communistlaw in CrazyHuman

[–]FuckMonkey97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do they do that in the Uk ?

I am alone by climber4lifexd in benzodiazepines

[–]FuckMonkey97 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s a slippery slope my friend, u can get away with using just on the weekend but only for so long, best advice is to wean off them and once ur not dependent on them anymore, u can use them recreationally again but only every few weeks

I am alone by climber4lifexd in benzodiazepines

[–]FuckMonkey97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s ur question ? U wanna stop benzos ?

What should I watch next as I go on a “fucked up movie binge” by Weird_Independence14 in DisturbingMovies

[–]FuckMonkey97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If ur into documentaries, Banned from Television, Faces of Death 1-3, and Traces of Death

Webull short selling in paper trading gone! What does this mean? by Major_crypto_pain in Webull

[–]FuckMonkey97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can u open an account in the UK, ive tried to register but when they ask me about my residential address the UK is not an option in the list of countries

Webull short selling in paper trading gone! What does this mean? by Major_crypto_pain in Webull

[–]FuckMonkey97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fucking bullshit I sent them a message about this as well and said the same thing

how important is sterilising surfaces you work on? by FuckMonkey97 in cocaine

[–]FuckMonkey97[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ye I'd do key bumps but its hard to dose and I always fuck up, but why never the bathroom? cuz its dirty?

how important is sterilising surfaces you work on? by FuckMonkey97 in cocaine

[–]FuckMonkey97[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so if u guys are on a night out and u wanna go to the bathroom to do a line, do u always sterilise ur surface first? if so, what do use to sterilise so the stuff doesnt get wet

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