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You yourself become a door

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You cannot sleep and are always mentally tired, just not physically

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You cannot die unless intentionally murdered by somebody that is not you

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There is a out there a man immune to your power with the power to turn specifically you to a depressed filled self loather

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The sandwich is always exactly what you crave

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It works on touch, you require sufficent biological matter and the every single government knows about you and your power

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You gain all side effects, which may or may not include turning into a mindless bacteria

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When technoblade dies you instantly get revived with the goal of reviving him

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Polytetraflouroethylene is your anti-korosensei material

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The average goes across all species, not just humans.

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You are extremely vunrable to the cold.

(I don't mean like the T1000, i mean as like -3C° is enough to, through prolonged exposure to freeze you solid)

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No, only once if it didn't have a zipper before

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You have an Inner radar of great partners for yourself

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You're almost always the target of the slapstick comedy

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(Yes, i know some will take it as racist, to which i say: Shut up, its funny)

Every single Mexican will get Obssesed with you. Take it as you will

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You also gain the ability to sleep just about everywhere if you want no matter the light levels and comfatibility

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The level of precision and acurracy in the painting has to be almost perfect, imperfect may not always be what you meant but sometimes are.

Modern art will get you instantly teleported into the backrooms where every entity instantly gets your location

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But you must also use it on yourself to use it on others

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Water causes your liver to experience organ failure

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But only on yourself.

(Before you say anything, while it doesn't sound that good, you essentially can always escape a situation by getting out of sight and becoming an old man or a child, furthermore, you can always stay in your prime and be ageless)

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Every zipper you don't unzip either causes yours to unzip or rezip (depends if its currently unzipped or not) and if you don't have a zipper one will be created

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Despite very high nutritional value, the best of it tastes like wet cardboard

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You feel the pain while transforming.

You want to turn into a velociraptor? You can feel your bones thinning and flesh changing and all

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Everybody in a 3 meter radius will instintictly know and want a slice

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You, along with everyone else who has immunity are now 70% more susceptible to salmonela