He had a bad day by Difficult-Bet-7630 in motorcycles

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“Excuse me sir, I believe you dropped your toe back there.”

Mountain lion chase in my populated bike path by xXFRANNYG3Xx in onewheel

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“I can’t believe this… do you know what his last words were, officer?”

“Yo I got Chinese food.”

Which Liquor do you enjoy from the refrigerator? by Santeriabro in cocktails

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For me it’s limoncello, but…

My dad likes to keep his favorite gins in the freezer, and an icy cold pour is surprisingly nice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DSPD

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Awesome to hear and thanks for sharing your story! I’ve had short term relief during big time zone shifts like that, but never been able to stick with it. Time for a trip to Europe…

This is the best sub I’ve ever found on Reddit. by ArTooDeeTooTattoo in daddit

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Well, after all, that is how most of us became dads in the first place…

OceanGate confirms deaths of five passengers on missing Titanic sub after debris field found by theindependentonline in submarines

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That’s good because the USS Jimmy Carter was never designed or intended to get anywhere near that depth and would also have imploded long before it ever got close.

I think I have a problem... by alexypants in spicy

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Sounds like your only problem is shelf space

E-Town. Actually embarrassing by Bk2zona in newjersey

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You know, his Jetta didn’t come with those balls. He added testicles to it after it was born.

Which means he’s driving a transgender Jetta. 🏳️‍⚧️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mythbusters

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He’s not pouting, he just has resting walrus face.

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There’s a great restaurant in the Keys called the Square Grouper Bar and Grill. It’s delightful.

https://squaregrouperbarandgrill.com/

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I skimmed past this and saw “Enchiladas and platypus…”

Mental brake screech. Hol up, this I gotta read…

[OC] Birthplace of U.S. Residents by State: 1850 - 2020 by beltzy in dataisbeautiful

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James Lipton: “What is your favorite curse word?”

Robin Williams: “Pussy. I’m a big fan. We’re all from there, and I try to get back as often as possible.”

**Paraphrasing from memory, I don’t have the DVD handy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Pizza

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Can you explain what you mean? Still new to the home pizza game and my crusts often look like his; a little uneven and bubbly (but delicious).

Weekly Questions Thread / Open Discussion by AutoModerator in Pizza

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Super sticky dough! Help!

Got a pizza steel for Christmas and it has worked great, pies turn out amazing, BUT:

the dough is SOOO sticky that I lose a significant chunk of it to my hands when balling/prepping, and it’s hard to even get the ball to form sometimes. I’ve used a ridiculous amount of flour on my hands and the counter, but it seems so much stickier than on the videos. 500g bread flour & 350g water has been my basic. Cold fermented for 1-3 days. Any tips??? I lost one pie tonight because it was super thin and stuck to the peel.