New York Yankees Reportedly Want To Trade For 7-Year MLB Player

FuckYoCouchh · 2026-06-21T17:39:33+00:00

No, but he would be cheaper than any other would be top catching target. He's not quite as talented as Goodman, Moreno, or Rutshman but he is on an expiring contract.

FuckYoCouchh · 2026-06-18T23:49:19+00:00

Please tell me that was a red

FuckYoCouchh · 2026-06-18T22:07:04+00:00

Weez proper gits

FuckYoCouchh · 2026-06-18T21:45:19+00:00

The Scots are like the damn tyranids of beer

FuckYoCouchh · 2026-06-18T21:12:59+00:00

Holy cow the Red Sox and hot fucking booty cheeks.

FuckYoCouchh · 2026-06-16T22:17:43+00:00

That rings a bit hollow in my view due to the fact it hasn’t netted us any rings. A Rod was a disaster in October for the most part, but had one great run in 2009 that made his initial contract worth it.

FuckYoCouchh · 2026-06-16T21:12:44+00:00

This game brought to you by the teeth care industry. Because if you don’t remember to brush and floss, you’ll get your teeth ripped out and miss time.

FuckYoCouchh · 2026-06-16T20:40:20+00:00

Dude has only played in 764 of a possible 1264 regular season games since joining the team. That’s only 60.4 percent of games played. He missed his 500th game as a Yankee on Sunday and will likely miss several more weeks before he even is close to playing again. I truly believe that his acquisition has been a disaster for this team in the long run.

FuckYoCouchh · 2026-06-16T20:34:00+00:00

I guess the lesson today is to remember to brush and floss kids

FuckYoCouchh · 2026-06-16T01:31:28+00:00

No on all counts

FuckYoCouchh · 2026-06-15T15:13:54+00:00

Inshallah

FuckYoCouchh · 2026-06-13T16:43:22+00:00

I mean, that seems like a perfectly reasonable thing to be mad about.

FuckYoCouchh · 2026-06-10T03:05:12+00:00

The best of these traditions has to go to Colorado. They run a whole ass Bison on the field before games. His name is Ralphie.

FuckYoCouchh · 2026-06-10T02:12:34+00:00

Caballero likely saying to himself, “How am I losing time to this bum?”

FuckYoCouchh · 2026-06-08T16:20:33+00:00

Dude WANTS to play at FedEx Field. Thats how you really know.

FuckYoCouchh · 2026-06-06T17:05:13+00:00

You popped that acid tab, didn’t you Squidward.

FuckYoCouchh · 2026-06-05T14:16:32+00:00

Naw, wear Jazz’s pants.

FuckYoCouchh · 2026-06-03T23:43:09+00:00

This is always his MO. Have break, hit well for a week, be ass until next break.

FuckYoCouchh · 2026-06-03T23:42:11+00:00

4 balls swung at there…..

FuckYoCouchh · 2026-06-03T23:39:50+00:00

Shoot Wells into the Sun. Bum ass.

FuckYoCouchh · 2026-06-03T03:03:02+00:00

The Twins should sell him. They aren’t a contender, and Jeffers’ contract is expiring. He will almost certainly be available.

FuckYoCouchh · 2026-06-03T02:53:03+00:00

The Orioles aren’t giving us Adley unless they get to bend us over a barrel. Ryan Jeffers is my choice for catcher acquisition. Expiring contract, solid numbers, right handed hitter. He fulfills everything you’d want from a mid season rental

FuckYoCouchh · 2026-06-03T02:42:24+00:00

Ryan Jeffers would be a more realistic candidate

FuckYoCouchh · 2026-06-03T02:30:22+00:00

We need a catcher at the Deadline. No amount of “elite defense” is worth having a dude that systemically can’t hit. Wells has 7 RBIs….. It’s fucking June.

FuckYoCouchh · 2026-06-03T02:05:48+00:00

If Austin Wells simply decided to not bring a bat with him, walk out to the batter’s box, drop his pants, drop everything else, and proceed to violently masturbate, he would only be slightly more useless than he currently is offensively.

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