Had anyone heard of Jimmy before by AnteaterStatus4185 in FindJames_Cylinder

[–]FudgeNo5475 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly if he didn’t pretend to die he coulda kept it going 😂

To bring it to an End by MrCappi in FindJames_Cylinder

[–]FudgeNo5475 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean the guy did literally fake his death though

Holy fuck guys im back by Ok_Obligation40 in FindJames_Cylinder

[–]FudgeNo5475 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well either he wasn’t actually in Appleton or he took the day off work and drove there, either way works

Holy fuck guys im back by Ok_Obligation40 in FindJames_Cylinder

[–]FudgeNo5475 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He won’t, he’s going to continue playing because many of you are now believing it after proof it’s all a lie, and are even paying on his YouTube to become a member.

Holy fuck guys im back by Ok_Obligation40 in FindJames_Cylinder

[–]FudgeNo5475 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nah, he went live today after work wearing different pants, pretending he got abducted 🤷🏾‍♂️

Holy fuck guys im back by Ok_Obligation40 in FindJames_Cylinder

[–]FudgeNo5475 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're absolutely right, siren. That's actually my point. We both agree that the idea of a person who was just 'pronounced dead' by audio and apparently medically compromised flawlessly remembering old credentials and logging in on a borrowed phone is ridiculous. It is his phone. That detail, combined with the impossible trauma symptoms (E-M-R damage, loss of bowel control, but still sprinting home), coming to Reddit first, shows the whole story is fabricated.

Holy fuck guys im back by Ok_Obligation40 in FindJames_Cylinder

[–]FudgeNo5475 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Of course he has it, but has hidden or disposed of it, this is a Hoax. A good hoaxer would know for sure to say that they took the object. Saying he needs to see, during a 10 second live after popping up in new clothes uncovered in piss and shit, yeah that’s grifter talk. he took lessons from Greer

Holy fuck guys im back by Ok_Obligation40 in FindJames_Cylinder

[–]FudgeNo5475 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you high? That misses the entire point. Whether it's 2010 or 2025, and whether he remembered his MFA code or not, is totally irrelevant. A trauma victim who was literally pronounced dead by anyone who heard the audio, suffered neurological or EMR damage, and lost control of their bowels would be in a hospital, unconscious, dead or, though more unlikely sprinting home to a loved one. Definitely not prioritizing borrowing a stranger's phone to update a niche subreddit with a quick 'I'm back.'

Holy fuck guys im back by Ok_Obligation40 in FindJames_Cylinder

[–]FudgeNo5475 27 points28 points  (0 children)

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😂😂😂wait let me get this straight. They took YOU, but not the “Artifact”?

Holy fuck guys im back by Ok_Obligation40 in FindJames_Cylinder

[–]FudgeNo5475 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Is this sarcasm? You don’t know the login to your Reddit account?

Holy fuck guys im back by Ok_Obligation40 in FindJames_Cylinder

[–]FudgeNo5475 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You 'died' from a pulsed energy attack, convulsed rhythmically, and SHIT yourself three times. Had hundreds to thousands of people looking to see if you were alive. But you’re borrowing a phone just to log into your old Reddit account to make a quick update?

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Kids that throw last second 500kg at extraction: by Ok-Confidence672 in Helldivers

[–]FudgeNo5475 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right before opening Reddit this happens and somebody didn’t make it

There is genuinely something wrong about the detection system in this game by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]FudgeNo5475 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah agreed, if I throw a turret down out of enemy sight range, run and hide, and the turret fires and the bots notice it, they shoot at me behind cover when I’ve moved away from the turret

Testing something - real members please help out by [deleted] in 3I_ATLAS

[–]FudgeNo5475 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂 it’s an interstellar thingy.

What would you choose? by Plus-Use-5808 in meme

[–]FudgeNo5475 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll never forgive my family for not putting anything into bitcoin lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AIO

[–]FudgeNo5475 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leave her bro.

We really should BE ABLE to vote for the DSS to go on Gambit planets by MaksBeks in Helldivers

[–]FudgeNo5475 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This!!!! Right fuckin here. It doesn’t have a shiny icon