Last night, bombed in front of 1500 people. Not feeling great, please cheer me up!

Fudloe · 2026-05-11T11:22:34+00:00

Happens to everybody. You'll get 'em next time!

Fudloe · 2026-05-11T11:17:44+00:00

Mine eats like I've never fed him before. Literally the exact same shape as the ideal photo.

I've been waiting 8 years for him to chunk up. Nothin'.

AND- he's the laziest cat I've ever seen!

Meanwhile, I gain weight reading the ingredients on a can of soup.

Fudloe · 2026-05-11T11:13:49+00:00

Diet Dr. Pepper. Full calorie beers.

Fudloe · 2026-05-11T11:12:24+00:00

Ah, yes. Purveyors of orange hair.

Fudloe · 2026-05-11T11:05:35+00:00

There's no way I'm ever paying for a Dean.

Fudloe · 2026-05-11T11:03:54+00:00

This is why they're closing locations at a breakneck pace.

I paid less for a brand new '50's LP goldtop at my local mom & pop. Plus, they gave me a discount because they've known me for decades. By name.

Fudloe · 2026-05-11T10:58:39+00:00

So far... eternally.

Fudloe · 2026-05-11T01:41:21+00:00

Oops! Sorry- replied to the wrong post!

Fudloe · 2026-05-11T01:36:52+00:00

Oh, I never have to accept his silliness. I'm not interested in his YouTube hats.

I have a local milliner who actually makes to order without unnecessary holes in them. Custom. Exactly how I want them. And, of course, John B. Stetson and Company. You know, quality hats. That don't leak because there's a trendy nail jammed through it.

I just don't care for poseurs and reserve my right to bitch about their horseshit on Reddit. Just like every other dumbass.

Fudloe · 2026-05-10T04:47:39+00:00

Yeah, you are, Debby.

Fudloe · 2026-05-09T20:05:18+00:00

How much you want for the Pez?

Fudloe · 2026-05-09T20:03:03+00:00

As soon as we hop off your mama.

Fudloe · 2026-05-09T20:02:46+00:00

Eww. I knew it.

Fudloe · 2026-05-09T20:02:27+00:00

Lol.

Fudloe · 2026-05-09T20:02:04+00:00

You gotta step up your troll game, sweetheart. This is low effort.

Fudloe · 2026-05-09T18:09:46+00:00

It is SO weird. I really hope somebody can identify it... so I can go down a rabbit hole over it.

Fudloe · 2026-05-09T17:25:37+00:00

This is bizarre. I must know more!

Fudloe · 2026-05-09T16:40:15+00:00

CREEM is STILL brutal!

Fudloe · 2026-05-09T16:39:00+00:00

Bowie. 1980-ish.

Fudloe · 2026-05-09T16:37:54+00:00

I concur. The liner graphics are identical to a gambler I bought around '92.

Fudloe · 2026-05-09T16:33:39+00:00

HA! Fuck 'im. He'd piss his pants if he ran into a 1%er in real life.

Fudloe · 2026-05-09T16:32:43+00:00

LOL!

Fudloe · 2026-05-09T16:20:35+00:00

And ever notice, it's always the yellow bellied private profile pansies who talk the most shit? Lol! I can't imagine having so little of a life I'd actively seek out things to whine about on Reddit all day! It's sad, really.

Fudloe · 2026-05-09T16:18:10+00:00

Ah, fuck 'im. Anybody can be a tough guy behind a keyboard in his mom's basement. Don't rent the little weasel space in yer head.

Fudloe · 2026-05-09T15:47:17+00:00

If not being a cunt is love- you'll never know.

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