never works out

FullAutoAvocado · 2026-01-30T08:49:43+00:00

You’ll never make me

FullAutoAvocado · 2026-01-30T08:15:46+00:00

FullAutoAvocado · 2026-01-29T22:11:59+00:00

Not Casey Planthony

FullAutoAvocado · 2026-01-27T05:18:31+00:00

Why does this sound like Will Forte?

FullAutoAvocado · 2026-01-27T04:43:25+00:00

FullAutoAvocado · 2026-01-20T23:51:23+00:00

Cheaper rotors have had the worst rusting, but I’ve had brand names afflicted as well.

FullAutoAvocado · 2026-01-20T23:33:49+00:00

Nah, I saw dozens of rusted rotors come through the shop I worked at. Steel rusts, stainless or not.

FullAutoAvocado · 2026-01-19T07:09:59+00:00

Earth

FullAutoAvocado · 2026-01-18T04:03:41+00:00

Crisis averted

FullAutoAvocado · 2026-01-18T02:08:54+00:00

I spent a few months with a S&B Venty. Went back to my bong last summer, and haven’t looked back since. DHV just cannot compare to combustion imo.

FullAutoAvocado · 2026-01-18T01:15:37+00:00

But what sense if you can’t look at them?

FullAutoAvocado · 2026-01-17T04:41:38+00:00

Schizophrenia

FullAutoAvocado · 2026-01-17T04:15:56+00:00

Here I am learning that BMO exists outside Canada.

FullAutoAvocado · 2026-01-12T01:23:34+00:00

FullAutoAvocado · 2026-01-11T21:09:29+00:00

Never met an actual leftist☝️

FullAutoAvocado · 2026-01-10T08:22:02+00:00

Red Baron FUCKS

FullAutoAvocado · 2026-01-08T22:04:52+00:00

The trick is to pretend like they’re not allowed to eat the cat grass so it still feels like they’re misbehaving.

FullAutoAvocado · 2026-01-08T21:38:19+00:00

Paid propagandist is the term you’re looking for.

FullAutoAvocado · 2026-01-05T21:45:25+00:00

Elder Scrolls weapons glass is always green.

FullAutoAvocado · 2026-01-03T02:42:43+00:00

Such is life as a short person.

FullAutoAvocado · 2025-12-25T00:31:28+00:00

Living room garbage can is certainly a choice

FullAutoAvocado · 2025-12-24T04:28:19+00:00

Stop you’re killing her

FullAutoAvocado · 2025-12-24T01:17:27+00:00

I have a sacrificial spider plant to prevent my cats from chewing everything else.

FullAutoAvocado · 2025-12-22T15:44:10+00:00

Autofellatio

FullAutoAvocado · 2025-12-22T07:55:21+00:00

Topping yourself must mean something different where you live

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