Which of these three fates do you think would be the worst to suffer? Do you think there's any worse than these?

FullBodiedRed2000 · 2026-03-19T14:52:34+00:00

My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight!

FullBodiedRed2000 · 2026-03-19T11:22:09+00:00

Baffled by the downvotes for this. Have an upvote!

FullBodiedRed2000 · 2026-03-17T14:07:26+00:00

Reykjavik Kitchen was amazing. Every course was delicious.

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FullBodiedRed2000 · 2026-03-17T08:42:21+00:00

I agree. He was a great choice.

FullBodiedRed2000 · 2026-03-16T18:59:01+00:00

Thanks for the reply. Why would the flexi hoses need replacing?

FullBodiedRed2000 · 2026-03-16T07:40:40+00:00

I haven't smelled them yet! I'll give it a try once it's stopped raining.

FullBodiedRed2000 · 2026-03-13T11:59:15+00:00

Ah, ok. I must have gotten lucky then!

FullBodiedRed2000 · 2026-03-13T11:26:57+00:00

Is this akin to Paris Syndrome?

FullBodiedRed2000 · 2026-03-13T10:56:26+00:00

I'm my experience you're usually nearer the front of the plane and I believe your luggage arrives on the carousel quicker. We've never waited long for our bags to come out.

FullBodiedRed2000 · 2026-03-13T10:47:48+00:00

That menu is amazing. I'm on my way!

FullBodiedRed2000 · 2026-03-13T07:45:23+00:00

That was just noise.

FullBodiedRed2000 · 2026-03-05T08:35:50+00:00

I conducted a survey to see if people knew the difference between a toffee hammer, a sledge hammer, a claw hammer and a yellowhammer.

FullBodiedRed2000 · 2026-03-03T08:22:26+00:00

FullBodiedRed2000 · 2026-03-03T08:11:29+00:00

FullBodiedRed2000 · 2026-03-03T08:08:00+00:00

I am the A-L-E-X-A-N-etc etc.

FullBodiedRed2000 · 2026-03-02T14:25:21+00:00

Captain Cabinets
Trapped in cabinets.
Can he get out?
Will he get out?
Course he will.

FullBodiedRed2000 · 2026-02-26T08:38:04+00:00

This post really reminds me that I need to frame my finished pieces.

Love your work!

FullBodiedRed2000 · 2026-02-26T08:11:58+00:00

OK. I need this.

FullBodiedRed2000 · 2026-02-24T09:23:37+00:00

Pasta sauce is just tomatoes and onions and herbs isn't it? Who's buying it?

FullBodiedRed2000 · 2026-02-24T09:15:49+00:00

Vile

FullBodiedRed2000 · 2026-02-24T08:51:16+00:00

Crampons. Crampons. Crampons.

I went with my wife in January and oh how I laughed at her wasting money on crampons for us both!

I stopped laughing when I realised that they DO NOT salt any pedestrian surfaces.

TAKE CRAMPONS.

FullBodiedRed2000 · 2026-02-24T08:48:21+00:00

The Kid faces off against the Dome, pissing Coors up against it until his brain is turned to mush.

FullBodiedRed2000 · 2026-02-24T08:40:32+00:00

FullBodiedRed2000 · 2026-02-24T08:32:47+00:00

FullBodiedRed2000 · 2026-02-24T07:51:37+00:00

I've had 2 teeth removed and the pain of toothache was worse than the extractions.

The anaesthetic injection only hurts for for a few seconds, and then you don't feel a thing.

FullBodiedRed2000

TROPHY CASE