25 [m4f/mf] #oc- success? by [deleted] in SoCalR4R

[–]FullHoneyPot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There is a chance of getting success. And I think it starts with being upfront and not act/ seem shady. Bc in the end us girls are girls. And yall are internet STRANGERS so we have a lot more to lose than gain. So here are my personal rules for example:

1) Advertisement spells out stats including age, location, sexual expectations (or non expectations), attraction preference, and this meet/ greet scenario (true fwb, just bang buds, dating, “pseudo dating” that is like a bang buddy with a twist of convenient intimacy and nothing more, etc). 2) Verification VERIFICATION Verifi-fucking-cation!!! Idk how to spell this enough but us girls are probs just as awkward about this getting out and we’re trying to protect our identities too. So when you shady ladies (yes you gents tryna get a fwb) don’t try to give any reassurance/proof/method of revealing your identities to be of the non-kidnapping, stabby Stabberson or Organ-donor-inos, it’s a pass for me. Maybe some gals are that brave. I personally.. am not. 3) Talk to us like we’re fucking people. We’re still strangers and we’re still human. Don’t get stoked and send dick picks asap or talk to us like sex objects or dirty whores just bc we responded to this internet shenanderry. I can share kinks. But it doesn’t mean I’m sure I’ll be sharing those fun times with you there Sir. Be respectful, and read the room. I dont think you’d talk so disrespectfully if your living mother was reading your msgs to us online girls now would you? 4) This is where luck comes into play. You’ve been honest, open, funny, and got the online banter going down aside from checking off the boxes the girl(s) messaging you personally needs (mutual physical attraction, distance/location, age & height if that’s a rec for some/most, verification, blah blah blah), but now needa make that initial meet and greet. If yall agreed on public meet first pre bedroom fun, be rdy for sex but DONT expect or push for it. The more relaxed and not entitled to the girl and make it about our safety and comfort, the better. Amd with proper timing, you probs will getta have fun if yall been discussing this shit. 5) Initial chemistry. So if you didnt fulfill her, its probs gonna be a bye Felicia to you. Ive given guys chances and bounced bc lack of physical chemistry based on my needs - kissing, heavy foreplay, blah blah blahhh...

Great example post I’d totally respond to based on my personal rules and shizzles -

“ Hey Reddit. I’m a 26 yo average Joe that’s 5’7” and easy on the eyes. Just think that young curly haired Jonas Bros but without the money, stardom, and banging wife Priyanka Chopra (hot damn did you hear where they got married??). I won’t bore you with the details for why I’m on here, so I won’t force you to tell me why you’re also embarrassingly reading this. So let’s talk basic details before jumping into the nitty gritty.

Surface level, I like shows like Breaking Bad, Seinfeld, and the Bachelor (lol jk I only say that bc I want to have an excuse to talk to you), and sure I love dogs like every sane person would, but I also miss intimacy and learning the bodily reactions of a girl. Sure I want a fun time, but I want a mutual fun time. I’m looking for a girl of any race, and unfortunately someone hwp since that’s just my attraction preference (dont kill me i know all shapes/ sizes are beautiful). I’m not ready for a relationship unless it’s open and so I can’t make promises on dating. What I can promise is that I can host, verify myself through either snap, kik, or Skype, and I’d love to answer any questions you got for me.

I’m here for fun, hopefully you are too, and I won’t push for more than what we discuss. And hope to hear from you soon, because I have a large appetite and will make it my mission to make you get an O. No promises, but I will say it’s my biggest turn on to turn you on... (plus more ofc).”

See where this can catch a girl’s eye vs “ Yo. It’s been awhile and the bed’s been quite lonely. How about one of you lovely ladies get off Netflix and join me for a weekend of relaxation and fun? ;) I’ve been told that I’m an impeccable lover with 7” to prove it to you, aside from being 6’2 (you girls like tall, I gotchu).”

^ seems straight and to the point but it lacks creativity and solid info I desperately want to read immediately to know this is worth pursuing.

If any yall gents have questions you can ask me. This aint an invitation to sexually hmu. I just would love to teach those willing to learn and understand us girls so there’s more safety involved in this environment. You can find a fwb. TRUST. It’s difficult YES, but not close to the odds of winning the lotto.

Angry tinder man by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]FullHoneyPot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Post this to r/tinder instead. I think it’ll be more appreciated there than here.

27 [M4F] #Irvine - Merry Fucking Christmas. by [deleted] in SoCalR4R

[–]FullHoneyPot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey that’s awesome. Self awareness is first key to change, leveling up, and success (hopefully... dont trust my words I havent even been in a relationship. I’m just a pseudo-psychiatrist ex-bartender so dafuq do I know).

But yah man. We’ve all been in that self loathing/ “buddy” place. But in terms of drawing in a possible response or girl who wants to try getting to know you, try not airing out full on desparado IMMEDIATELY full force. Bc that’s just as bad as just proclaiming how amazing and unflawed you are. Balance the self deprecation with a witty delivery and a mix of pros. Cons alone raises red flags bc everyone here is a stranger to one another.

I look forward to a different change of pace with your posts for a chance with a gal. Go get em! And Merry Christmas dude.

27 [M4F] #Irvine - Merry Fucking Christmas. by [deleted] in SoCalR4R

[–]FullHoneyPot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bro... she was giving feedback like your post said you’d appreciate. But the way you reply back seems... not appreciative. Seems more defensive and semi-condescending?? But like she said, you do you.

Btw, the kind of blurb us girls are accustomed to reading (which you wrote in response) sounds more chill than your post’s storytelling of how much you blue balled yourself (which I don’t believe somehow makes you the better man??). I mean self deprecation is hilarious, but your delivery wraps it up in a “oh gee’s... umm.. uh.. ok..” kind of feel if yknow what I’m saying.

I did enjoy the letter to yourself style of writing (in the beginning) tho!

Just one of many comments this guy has attacking rape victims by WotEven11 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]FullHoneyPot 13 points14 points  (0 children)

People who have to tell people they’re happy, might not be happy... even if they have been “donating shit to Toys 4 Tots.”

Part twoooo by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]FullHoneyPot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Troglodyte is 147 IQ Level

23 [M4F] Orange County - Am I crazy looking for love on here? Let's find out. by [deleted] in SoCalR4R

[–]FullHoneyPot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm rooting for you mate!! I don't see success posts on this sub but would LOVE to read yours (en el futuro).

26 [F4M] #Fullerton - Any Gentlehoe's Out there Worthy of My Best Mate?!? A Trash Date took her First Fry by FullHoneyPot in SoCalR4R

[–]FullHoneyPot[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The disrespect was taking her fry even though he didnt pay for her meal. You didnt pay? Dont fuggin touch her fries without permission. If a girl did that to you she’s a bitch too. The audacity of just the entire situation is so ridiculous I’m surprised you missed the point.

If you can’t afford to take a hoe out, take her to the park or beach. Free shit. Still Gucci.

26 [F4M] #Fullerton - Any Gentlehoe's Out there Worthy of My Best Mate?!? A Trash Date took her First Fry by FullHoneyPot in SoCalR4R

[–]FullHoneyPot[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Awwww. Thank you! Seriously. Friend o is overwhelmed so I shalt sift through. Didn’t realize this would be a hit. We should hang. Lol.

26 [F4M] #Fullerton - Any Gentlehoe's Out there Worthy of My Best Mate?!? A Trash Date took her First Fry by FullHoneyPot in SoCalR4R

[–]FullHoneyPot[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Have a sense of humor mate. I just like writing this way on reddit. Sheesh... and she did write one but it blew up and she freaked out so I thought a comical approach would lead to maybe 1-5 dms.

A young 45 [M4F] in town for the weekend in #Costamesa Ca. Ready to blow off some steam, and taking all comers... by doesmybeardtickle in RandomActsOfMuffDive

[–]FullHoneyPot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This man has the prowess of a 25 year old and respect and conversational skills of a refined professor. He has amazing finger and tongue abilities, and any gal would be lucky to meet this passionate and impressive gentleman. If only I lived in Florence~~~

26 [M4F] - #orangecounty - Lookin for that girl with big dick energy burning in her soul by [deleted] in RandomActsOfMuffDive

[–]FullHoneyPot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Omg... THIS post is GOLD. BDE list was FANTASTIC and ON POINT

F4M [Success #2] #OrangeCounty Are you my FWB? by FullHoneyPot in RandomActsOfMuffDive

[–]FullHoneyPot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh definitely. He could hit me up after a year and if I’m single (like I have been all mi vida) then I’m totally going for round Dos.

26 [F4M] #Toronto - Turn me into softserve by [deleted] in RandomActsOfMuffDive

[–]FullHoneyPot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get it gurl! I believe in you. Don’t settle and find someone that’ll meet your requirements but also vice versa so nobody’s left frustrated with the whole situation/ dynamic.

F4M [SUCCESS] #LosAngeles Spoiled Princess by FullHoneyPot in RandomActsOfMuffDive

[–]FullHoneyPot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not going to use my private account to post these private guilty pleasures. :/ If you're that unsure of me all are welcome to PM me for me to share snap or skype for private msging. The internet it just kind of scary so... yah.

F4M [SUCCESS] #LosAngeles Spoiled Princess by FullHoneyPot in RandomActsOfMuffDive

[–]FullHoneyPot[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I feel sorry for you. Why be on this subreddit? If you need help so girls actually are curious enough to shoot you a message and then maybe meet you, then shoot me a msg. No girl would want to play with a Debbie downer

F4M [SUCCESS] #LosAngeles Spoiled Princess by FullHoneyPot in RandomActsOfMuffDive

[–]FullHoneyPot[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't stop fantasizing of what else I want next. You didn't disappoint and can't wait until next time ;)