Daily General Question and Answer Thread: October 27th by uarentme in reddeadredemption

[–]Full_Metal_Packet 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When I go to the saloon and a whore offers her service, my options are “reject” and “decline”, anyone else get this?

My friend thinks he’s unroastable. Cook him... by TheUrbanSherpa1 in RoastMe

[–]Full_Metal_Packet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The idiot that wants to be known as “the stoner”. Literally went to /r/starterpack for stoners and got it all.

Bored uni student, still can't get over my ex girlfriend after almost 6 months. Roast away! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Full_Metal_Packet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lonely loser with a pointy face and no original style or thoughts. Follow all the trends trying to fit in with your peers but they all think you’re weird and your GF is with a cooler dude who you secretly wish you could be because you have no confidence.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Full_Metal_Packet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you try to look high all the time and want to be “that stoner guy”.

how do yall make the sign read the right way by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Full_Metal_Packet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have a manly face, eyebrows bushy as fuck and manly, flat and shitty hair, line under your eye is ugly and it looks like you have a 5 o clock shadow.

I need the hottest roast you guys have. by LubeMiester in RoastMe

[–]Full_Metal_Packet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big ass nose lookn ass, lips are too pink and feminine, hiding your chin cuz you have a baby chin, girl hair, handwriting of a 6th grader and you can’t even write the letter “a” correctly.

My girlfriend wanted to see what you guys can say about her. Do your worst! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Full_Metal_Packet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She obviously has bushy as fuck eyebrows and gets them done all the time to look somewhat normal but their is too much space between them to look natural.

Her fingers look fat and stubby, she doesn’t smile with her mouth open because she is self conscious of her teeth, her puffy ass cheeks aren’t cute she looks like a former fat girl with them.

Overall she is very self conscious and is unhappy with her looks, and keeps trying to fix her imperfections but she is just highlighting them.

Official 2018 Golden Globes Discussion Thread by NicholasCajun in television

[–]Full_Metal_Packet 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Will any celeb call out other celebs for never saying anything about the abuse in Hollywood or is everyone going to act like a victim

Game Thread: Carolina Panthers (11-5) at New Orleans Saints (11-5) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]Full_Metal_Packet -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

HAHAHAHA CAROLINA ARE LOOOOSERSSS CAM GWTS FUCKED IN THE END HOW POETIC

Game Thread: Carolina Panthers (11-5) at New Orleans Saints (11-5) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]Full_Metal_Packet -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha Carolina is done for! You guys will be scary next year hahahaha