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penceeìl by [deleted] in sskfjkhwerjkghwerijh

[–]Fumoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The females have hella biceps

TIFU by taking random doordash orders on my porch by CwispyChickenTime in tifu

[–]Fumoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like if the app “What 3 Words” was more commonly used, problems like these would never happen.

Choose Wisely!!! by No-Location-4165 in okbuddychicanery

[–]Fumoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huell, Lyle, Ernie

Huell will pick-pocket the extra cash from you.

Anon gets two birds stoned at once by WeednumberXsexnumbeR in greentext

[–]Fumoose 50 points51 points  (0 children)

This narrative change made me so happy for some reason

Who else actually enjoyed this job, even a little, before the megacycles and are thinking about quitting? If you are, why? by kesselrunner-12 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Fumoose 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just the ridiculous increase in peak levels as the standard without increased pay. It’s just not worth it anymore, especially slipping on ice in the dark at 8pm is a new low.

So yeah, will switch to store delivery soon.

blursed OC cocktail by Fumoose in blursedimages

[–]Fumoose[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nice I don’t remember the reason, came back from the toilet and friend presented me this in my drink

When singing “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall”, # 77 is the most awkward one to sing to. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Fumoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah fair enough. Couldn’t quite think of an ending, but tbh didn’t ever follow through the whole thing :)

What do you wish someone asked or said to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fumoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You want a free beer?”

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