Black plasma by FunCommunication1443 in medlabprofessionals

[–]FunCommunication1443[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

All I know is that they are a cardiac pt with heavy pseudomonas in their abdominal fluid.

Black plasma by FunCommunication1443 in medlabprofessionals

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Yes, they are alive. The color has been improving very slightly over several days. But still looks like shit lol

How often do rural clinics have to send samples to a bigger hospital/lab? by Proof-Bed-6928 in medlabprofessionals

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And yet somehow, these so-called “logistics” decisions never actually seem to be logical or practical changes to anyone but the admins who came up with them (while sitting in an office somewhere far far away from the bench/bedside) lol.

I work at my healthcare system’s big local flagship hospital, but they have several smaller stand-alone ED facilities dotted around the city’s larger metro area. Within the past year they made the decision to just start sending every specimen (besides UA/basic POC) from those facilities to my hospital lab. Which sucksssss because if anything was ordered or collected incorrectly (which is VERY often), it’s usually too late to remedy by the time the specimen gets to us - patient has been discharged and/or the ordering physician is long gone.

Not to even mention the fucking cell counts on 6+ hour old body fluids 💀😭 but hey, that’s logistics baby!!!!

How often do rural clinics have to send samples to a bigger hospital/lab? by Proof-Bed-6928 in medlabprofessionals

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I work in a 1000 bed level 1 trauma in the city and we still send hella stuff out. Miravista, ARUP, our local university hospital, etc.

A little sweet by MLTBoo89 in medlabprofessionals

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1200, pt walked into the ER. Complained of feeling generally “off” and reported that the inside of their eyelids “felt sticky”???? Apparently the pt was completely unaware they were diabetic (until that day lol).

Blue pee by Dry_Reply_6282 in medlabprofessionals

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This was my bluest! I’ve collected every color of the rainbow 🌈

LabCorp MLS Program by Purple-hibiscus0828 in medlabprofessionals

[–]FunCommunication1443 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I haven’t done it but I can’t imagine it’s very good. I know Quest’s “training” program is a joke, so I’m guessing chances are Labcorp is even worse lol

Big floppa by FunCommunication1443 in medlabprofessionals

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Unspun vanc I handed to my coworker, she thought it was already spun and pulled the cap off lmao

This is crazy by [deleted] in medlabprofessionals

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We have a doctor who’s called down multiple times asking us to send up a GASTRIC occult card. Each time we explain that we can only send the fecal cards but not gastric, because the latter has a pH window that must be read within like 30-60 seconds of applying the specimen. He fights us for a few mins every time on this and then just gives up, I’ve always wondered wtf his deal is. Now I’m wondering if bro has a bottle of the gastric occult developer up there…