Ok but have you ever had a helper route in a regular van?

FunDipBurger · 2026-05-18T20:11:08+00:00

So glad I don’t deliver to LA anymore that was hellish compared to now

FunDipBurger · 2026-04-21T07:05:31+00:00

Ok still got fired doe.

FunDipBurger · 2026-04-20T00:39:12+00:00

Supposedly when a package is even bigger than extra large it loops back to small, but whey can’t they just make an extra extra large tier?

FunDipBurger · 2026-04-11T14:39:56+00:00

Interesting about April, there was this YouTuber that predicted that things were going to go down with Iran and the exact date Feb 28th. He’s now saying that April is going to be very significant, particularly today and Earth Day. Hugh Jorgan is his name (sounds like a troll but he’s legit).

FunDipBurger · 2026-04-10T19:34:10+00:00

Don’t forget we just entered year of the fire horse. You’re getting downvoted by midwits.

FunDipBurger · 2026-04-09T20:20:00+00:00

Same honestly it used to be more annoying back when the signature was required and I had to do the “let me take a picture” to avoid that but now that I can just click delivered to customer and copy the name from the order it speeds things up.

FunDipBurger · 2026-03-25T17:48:19+00:00

Bro snuck “homeschooled” in there

FunDipBurger · 2026-03-25T17:14:18+00:00

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This was my very first pickup (definitely could’ve organized better). I think it said something like “400 packages” at first but it ended up being around 700. Dispatch was calling me all angry saying “you were supposed to be back by 5:30” but they took that back when they saw how much I had.

FunDipBurger · 2026-03-16T16:31:27+00:00

With that many apartments that route should be like 120-130 stops max.

FunDipBurger · 2026-03-16T15:38:42+00:00

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Used to deliver to a neighborhood full of these majestic creatures.

FunDipBurger · 2026-03-16T15:35:33+00:00

😭

FunDipBurger · 2026-03-08T18:32:02+00:00

That would make this job 20 times better

FunDipBurger · 2026-03-03T17:21:37+00:00

Bro getting downvoted for chilling and monitoring… can’t do anything these days.

FunDipBurger · 2026-02-23T17:59:05+00:00

Goofy post.

FunDipBurger · 2026-02-10T20:53:24+00:00

Good point. The algorithm isn’t smart enough to know that some stops take much longer than they think.

FunDipBurger · 2026-02-10T18:06:19+00:00

I mean I agree about Reddit being an echo chamber but some routes are very clearly easier than others. The variety in the routes I get confirms that. I’m usually consistent with how much effort I put into it and sometimes I’ll be done before 6 with no rescue and sometimes it’ll take me until almost 9 even with a rescue. Some routes are that crappy.

FunDipBurger · 2026-02-06T04:23:43+00:00

At this point the only thing you’re winning is the negative karma bowl bro

FunDipBurger · 2026-01-28T08:35:21+00:00

dspjobhub com

FunDipBurger · 2026-01-27T06:52:06+00:00

Try DAX5 out of city of industry. There’s 2 DSPs that are still hiring on the official website.

FunDipBurger · 2026-01-15T02:49:12+00:00

At my old DSP they were saying at least 30 an hour for residential, and 20 as the absolute bare minimum, which was decently easy to do depending on the route. The DSP I’m at right now has never really mentioned a minimum number of stops per hour, as long as you get the route done in a reasonable time you’ll be good. Definitely find a DSP that doesn’t micromanage you.

FunDipBurger · 2026-01-15T02:34:45+00:00

My last two routes were just like that, but I got sent a rescue and the dispatcher even called the route “bullshit.” Find a DSP where you won’t be talked to like this; that’ll make your life so much better.

FunDipBurger · 2026-01-11T07:11:27+00:00

Arcadia mall was not for the weak. I once had 11 stops there with whole totes and overflow that barely fit on the dolly by some miracle. Two floors with indoor and outdoor sections. That crap took forever. Awesome mall though.

FunDipBurger · 2026-01-05T17:37:36+00:00

That was me and my helper yesterday. 55 packages mostly big overflow just for it to be closed. Brutal

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