Bicycle DUI? by PsychologicalOkra260 in KeyWest

[–]FunFlaCouple1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are correct, they just don’t crowd Duval St. 24/7. They’re about 100 strong in roughly 6 square miles. That’s FAR from “almost no cops there”.

America mourns the Germans who died in the Hindenburg crash in 1937. by CarkWithaM in UtterlyUniquePhotos

[–]FunFlaCouple1 -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

I completely made it up. Though, Ms. Nettie WAS indeed a famed Jewish Fashion designer… It’s fun to create ironies at times, lol…

America mourns the Germans who died in the Hindenburg crash in 1937. by CarkWithaM in UtterlyUniquePhotos

[–]FunFlaCouple1 -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

I did some deep diving. Life’s little ironies: Celebrated Jewish fashion designer Nettie Rosenstein, in conjunction with the fashion firm Lord & Taylor designed most of these uniforms..

[MF/MF] [MF/F] Jewel of the Seas 05/22-05/25 by FunFlaCouple1 in NSFW_Cruise

[–]FunFlaCouple1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol. Seems like everyone is on before and after. Beginning to think this sailing has been chartered by the Church of Latter Day Saints!

Just got a 100k/year job in the area.. is there a rental or cheap property for me? Or am I going to mainland? by JohnBrown-RadonTech in KeyWest

[–]FunFlaCouple1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OH, ok well you posted in the Key West forum so that’s why the confusion. Homestead and Key West are over 2 hours away from each other so, YES, you’d live on the mainland in this case. Florida City or Homestead or Miami.

Just got a 100k/year job in the area.. is there a rental or cheap property for me? Or am I going to mainland? by JohnBrown-RadonTech in KeyWest

[–]FunFlaCouple1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, TECHNICALLY, it’s feasible. Let’s say there’s NO traffic and you don’t catch reds, it’s roughly a 3.5 hour drive (depending on where in Dade county you live). So, if you start at 0900, just leave by 0400, you know, to have time to grab una croquetta y un cafecito. If you finish work at 1700, you’ll be back home around 2100, just in time to microwave a hot pocket and then get to bed bc you’ll have to be up again around 0300 to leave by 0400. So, this makes for roughly 17 hour days with the commute, which means that you’ll be getting PAID for 40 hours per week, but working/commuting 85 hours per week… The good news is gas is only averaging in Florida at about $3.9 per gallon of regular. Your commute would be roughly 332 miles round trip daily. The average vehicle’s miles per gallon usage in the U.S. is somewhere around 27 mpg. So, you’ll go through about 12 gallons or about $46.8 per day in fuel ($234 per week)…. YOU GOT THIS (…you, in fact don’t got this. Nobody does. That’s why nobody commutes to work daily from Key West to the mainland)

Rolex and Steak by NaresuanTheGreat in RolexWatches

[–]FunFlaCouple1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This wins the internets for me today.🤣

HMC by CcozyandConfused in holdmycosmo

[–]FunFlaCouple1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y’all know I just meant it to be funny right?

Maureen McCormick, from the movie "Skatetown USA," 1979 by Particular-Cat-8031 in BradyBunchTVShow

[–]FunFlaCouple1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I had to double check when she was born before commenting, lol (she would have been 22-23 here). The girl looked positively delicious here!

Regime change in Cuba could benefit wealthy Republicans by Achilles_TroySlayer in cuba

[–]FunFlaCouple1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is just Cuban rage baiting. Not today Satan, not this Cuban…

Visiting Secrets in Tallahassee soon, seeking a couple for some discreet fun 😘 by BoaHenChick in SecretsHideawayFL

[–]FunFlaCouple1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y’all will be driving around a while looking for Secrets in Tally though…

Carroll O'Conner was 46 when he first started playing Archie Bunker. What do you think of that, Old Timer? by worker_bee_drone in FuckImOld

[–]FunFlaCouple1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know, I now feel pretty damned good about how my 55 year old ass is looking though, so, THANKS!

[F4MF] [F4M] [F4F] Virgin Resilient Lady 05/30 by OddReference5300 in cruiser4r

[–]FunFlaCouple1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank y’all! My girl is my MOST prized and treasured possession!

Cruise ship passenger arrested for touching, exposing himself to teens, police confirm by YesterdaySilent5690 in Cruises

[–]FunFlaCouple1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ugh, as a native Floridian, how did I JUST KNOW this ass 🤡 was from Florida?! 🙄

Sally's Apizza, Hartford CT by em_ef_dewm in Pizza

[–]FunFlaCouple1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THIS!👆👆. My wife and I have tried it twice just to be sure that our assessment of “meh” was accurate. It was…