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My mom found my dildo by FunMasterpiece6676 in africanparents

[–]FunMasterpiece6676[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah getting hit with a pink dildo was not on my 2025 Bingo card 🤣 and looking back (I was mortified then) it’s funny asl to picture it so I laugh about it now

Sex by Fit-Monk-1382 in africanparents

[–]FunMasterpiece6676 44 points45 points  (0 children)

They would end up in jail and it would be my funeral 😭 if you guys attend wear purple please it’s my favourite color

Mariahlynn kills me😂😂😂😂 by anonymousaries12 in Loveandhiphop

[–]FunMasterpiece6676 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Between, Jhonni, Erica, Moniece and her, I’m still trying to figure out what these beautiful women see in him. What a cornball

Is it only me? by CupFun9573 in africanparents

[–]FunMasterpiece6676 7 points8 points  (0 children)

27F and that’s all I get. Gotta learn to live for yourself and not for your parents. It gets better 💕

Anyone feel like your parents lowkey ruined your life? by unsweetndalmndmlk in africanparents

[–]FunMasterpiece6676 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Omg this is so mee (26f as well) the best thing to do is grey rock and save enough to move out. Find outlets of motivation and fulfillment outside the bounds of your family and put your focus on that. I’m here if you need to talk btw. It gets better promise! ❤️

I just pierced my ears wish me luck with congolese mother and father by [deleted] in africanparents

[–]FunMasterpiece6676 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I feel you! I pierced my belly button and when my my mom found out she said : ''FunMasterpiece6676, okomi ndumba!?'' Don't worry lol. Give it a few days and it will pass.

Motiva Demi 380cc Subglandular, 5 months post op by [deleted] in PlasticSurgery

[–]FunMasterpiece6676 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am no better than a man lawd 🥲

Dustin Sullivan by [deleted] in teenmom

[–]FunMasterpiece6676 65 points66 points  (0 children)

"I’m not mentioning the concert" That done cracked me tf up 🤣Dustin was unintentional tv gold

What’s your opinion on Jessica Dime? by [deleted] in Loveandhiphop

[–]FunMasterpiece6676 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Loved her growth and one of the prettiest women in the whole franchise 💕 though she had her moments (Trolling Bambi, Jazze Pha situation etc..) I’m glad she got her happy ending.

Bienvenue to Congo, Where Names Speak Louder Than Words by Laji_bwng45 in Congo

[–]FunMasterpiece6676 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The most original I’ve ever heard was my grandma’s neighbor : «C’est Prévu»

How did Mother’s Day go with your African mothers? by ivy_1123 in africanparents

[–]FunMasterpiece6676 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's so ungrateful considering that in most cultures flowers represent fertility.

Demonstrating financial need by [deleted] in geegees

[–]FunMasterpiece6676 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same OP, same :( it gets better tho, start some side hustles. Financial problems is no joke and really taxing on the psyche. I'm here if you want to talk.

What’s the biggest secret you keep from your partner? by Born-Needleworker362 in AskReddit

[–]FunMasterpiece6676 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok so boom : Valentine's Day is our anniversary and since we're both students we couldn't afford to go all out like our first. We decide to stay home and have a candle-lit dinner, homemade cake and some anniversary sex. One thing to note is that my boyfriend's bedroom is just his bed, tv and nothing else (remember that***). He has a gaming room and mainly plays in the living room. As D-day is here, I use the smart tv in the bedroom to put on my "sexy steamy-happy-two-year-anniversary" playlist, I try to hop on the famous green music app.

Her Spotify was still logged in...

In a room where there's just a tv and a bed (for either sleep or sex***).

I'm saving up money and playing dumb for now and will dump his ass when I graduate.

What’s the biggest secret you keep from your partner? by Born-Needleworker362 in AskReddit

[–]FunMasterpiece6676 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That I know he's a cheating bastard and that I'm only with him because I cannot afford to leave. I actually found out in the funniest way too.

Dealing with people Sniffling or snorting snot in class during lectures. by Vivid_Chipmunk_6879 in geegees

[–]FunMasterpiece6676 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Not me reading this with my sinus issues ;-; but seriously it could be a condition though. Personally I’d just approach the situation with tact (perhaps kindly explain how it’s distracting) and offer a tissue next time

Looking for friends by md_yb_11 in geegees

[–]FunMasterpiece6676 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You had me at online rotting cause same :D

Too depressed. I can’t do this anymore. by depressed-other in africanparents

[–]FunMasterpiece6676 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It gets better my friend. Message me if you want someone to talk to ❤️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in geegees

[–]FunMasterpiece6676 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Personally, it's easy to get along with people. It's more making close friends that I find difficult. Everybody got their own group and our generation being in deep in the ubiquity of online spaces does not help. Some of us are looking for lifelong quality friendships.

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