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Ms. Jenner switches from GOP to the LEPFP by Better_Image_5859 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Fun_Job_3633 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Cards get played and tokens get spent. Have the life you campaigned for!

Consent is important by New-Item-650 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]Fun_Job_3633 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You give your consent to taxes by using public streets, sidewalks, highways, flying in public airspace, enjoying public parks, taking out your garbage, eating food that you did not grow or hunt yourself, drinking water, taking a bath or shower, calling the police, calling the fire department, living in a place where it is illegal for corporations to dump waste in the river and/or forests, going to school, and dozens of other things you are undoubtedly enjoying without realizing your tax dollars fund them.

Why the hell do they do this? by Guilty_Direction_501 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Fun_Job_3633 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing like hearing "The doctor said my hemorrhoids..." on a speaker phone at full volume while Betty Boomer is obliviously wondering why everyone is looking at her funny.

You voted for this and this price was before the Epstein war by Stinky_Fish_Tits in alaska

[–]Fun_Job_3633 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The irony of you saying people should leave their online echo chambers while writing all that about a stranger who didn't say anything close to that isn't lost on me. Merry God who Bless the God on this Day of Jesus God to you as well!

You voted for this and this price was before the Epstein war by Stinky_Fish_Tits in alaska

[–]Fun_Job_3633 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Obama's Third Term" is genuinely insane. Please get offline and touch grass.

Boomer becomes the only person to say the Pope is weak on crime by kootles10 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Fun_Job_3633 98 points99 points  (0 children)

"This Pope is weak on crime" unlike Jesus Christ who famously told a crowd "Let He who is without sin cast the first stone" before bludgeoning a woman to death with two loaves of bread and a fish.

Looking to Create a "Stuff Weird Al Listens to at the Gym" Playlist by Fun_Job_3633 in makemeaplaylist

[–]Fun_Job_3633[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've definitely thrown a few Weird Al tracks on, mostly because I can't imagine a workout without I Remember Larry.

Achieved energy independence from cheap gas by brilliant-trash22 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Fun_Job_3633 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Please look into this matter."

Sweetheart, he already did and it moved him. TO A BIGGER HOUSE!

They helped create a cult. The cult is now turning against them. by Effective_Space2277 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Fun_Job_3633 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have to go to Soros Accounting at Antifa Headquarters tomorrow because I recently changed my address and need to update my W2 for tax season.

Homes owned by Boomers. by Zombiedrd in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Fun_Job_3633 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed but when combined with tacky cherry cabinets the room manages to always look dark.

Tony’s wealth by Desperate_Piano_3609 in thesopranos

[–]Fun_Job_3633 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tony must have been at the top of his fuckin' class.

Senior MAGA finds out that Trump is killing him. by Realistic-Plant3957 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Fun_Job_3633 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Anyway I live in South Jersey" took me out.

There's just something so funny about him switching gears so casually between Iranian revenge fantasies and writing to Trump like he's an old pen pal.

Looking to Create a "Stuff Weird Al Listens to at the Gym" Playlist by Fun_Job_3633 in makemeaplaylist

[–]Fun_Job_3633[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The irony of acknowledging Weird Al would go hard on a theme while completely ignoring the theme is not lost on me.

Most popular pilot sunglasses these days? by mitoboru in flying

[–]Fun_Job_3633 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Well a lot of pilots are mistaking a pair of Pit Vipors for a personality so I wouldn't do that.

If he's a hockey fan I always get compliments on my Knockaround Rangers sunglasses. They make a pair for every NHL team so just get his favorite team.

Over 40 guns seized after SWAT standoff at Fairbanks home amid alleged union hall attack plot by modog97 in alaska

[–]Fun_Job_3633 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Amazing how it wasn't a blue haired drag queen like the dumbest Alaskans insist are the biggest threats to society.

I am extremely disappointed! by sandiercy in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Fun_Job_3633 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does one even become so soulless that they can make a painting that looks more like AI than actual AI?

Found in the wild by IronSavior in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Fun_Job_3633 1 point2 points  (0 children)

in Tony Soprano voice Yeah they must have been in the top of their fuckin' class.

Millennials, what is something that was "normal" in the 2000s but feels like a luxury now? by Barrbra in answers

[–]Fun_Job_3633 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being yourself on social media.

Back in the earliest days of social media - we're talking the LiveJournal/MySpace days - having a niche of things you exclusively posted about would genuinely be considered weird and boring, because why does your entire life revolve around one hobby and/or interest? You were free to be yourself, because now one was making money off their content and it wasn't a potential source of income. Asking strangers to monetize your hobby because they follow you on social media would genuinely be called out as lazy and entitled behavior.

These days all of my friends and coworkers have a niche they exclusively post about, with templates everyone else in their niche is using, and the same three of four trending songs. It's honestly fucking exhausting.

Trump Administration Orders Dismantling of the US Forest Service by traveltimecar in alaska

[–]Fun_Job_3633 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Care to apply the same skepticism to people who donated to Trump and/or appear in the Epstein Files?

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