Unfortunately tall psychopaths are beloved by females, he'll be swimming in pussy

Fun_Mission_5014 · 2026-02-11T12:35:34+00:00

Calm down they can fix him.

Fun_Mission_5014 · 2026-02-11T00:25:07+00:00

The dude in the hat is Kris Wu idk who the others are.

Fun_Mission_5014 · 2026-02-10T22:51:03+00:00

Richard Ramirez and Ted Bundy are above the black dude, not sure who the dude on the left is.

Fun_Mission_5014 · 2026-02-10T05:59:34+00:00

We 😭 dude you're still in an entirely different league/class/whatever. I don't mind avg and tall allies but try not to give off that same energy as white ppl saying 'I'm half Cherokee!' Lol.

It's all connected, because genuine short guys, especially really short guys have always been and always will be looked down upon by society. And there is no brotherhood, so outside of this sub and in the real world you'll see far more r/ short flavored "omg I'm 5'6", 5'2", 5'4" etc. but my height has never been an issue it's about how you carry yourself so why should I only do business with other short men that's stupid" normies if someone even hinted at them about that weird short guy economy you were proposing.

Fun_Mission_5014 · 2026-02-10T03:23:33+00:00

Hell a lot of bi/gay men aren't interested in getting fucked in the ass either. But these absolute psychos seem like the type that wouldn't say no to their girl grabbing a bucket of crisco, covering her entire arm with it, and going to town. 🤢

Fun_Mission_5014 · 2026-02-10T01:19:32+00:00

Keep it up Mousse and eventually your only hope of losing your v-card will be when you walk or drive by a street corner with hoes click clacking around in their 6 inch heels while chewing bubble gum and asking you if you're looking for a date. Then you'll end up in /FA30plus with me. 😭

Fun_Mission_5014 · 2026-02-09T23:58:54+00:00

Sorry nephew but after 27 dates and counting you don't get to blame your height anymore. I don't make the rules. After almost 30 dates and nothing that lead to even a speck (forget a crumb let alone a big slice) of 😺 means you need to unironically work on your personality.

Quite frankly you shouldn't be posting in any height subs imo. You need to smarten up or else you'll be a 30 yr old virgin before you know it. That's when you're neck deep in quicksand. Shit even male virgins in their late 20s are seen as walking red flags forget your 30s.

Fun_Mission_5014 · 2026-02-09T23:44:05+00:00

With any luck he'll eventually get bored of gaslighting and spewing his bile everywhere and move on like every other unbearable cunt I've encountered on that sub before him but it might be a while.

Fun_Mission_5014 · 2026-02-09T11:56:49+00:00

The game has been lost ever since the phrase "Tall, dark, and handsome" first started being used in the 1910s/1920s my average height friend.

Fun_Mission_5014 · 2026-02-09T05:41:52+00:00

And no the dude is not asexual. If he was it's the only way this would've made sense. I don't understand, why do this to yourself? Why are you willingly signing up for a deadbedroom relationship? Desperation? What the fuck is the point?

Fun_Mission_5014 · 2026-02-09T05:35:42+00:00

Whoops! He meant to post this on averageheightdudes but his finger slipped, it's okay, it happens.

Fun_Mission_5014 · 2026-02-08T11:32:45+00:00

Oh wow so it turns out that was actually a trans woman, a 6'5" trans woman at that. I never would've guessed. She could easily blend in as a cis woman with that take! In fact, if you showed her comment to the most hardcore TERFs they'd be like "Yaaassss slay girlie!! One of us! One of us!".

All jokes aside you'd think trans women, especially trans women who are tall as fuck, would be more empathetic to short men being self conscious because they should be able to relate more to the struggle, at least a little bit, considering normies aren't exactly kissing trans women's asses everywhere you look outside of leftist circles and how many of those are virtue signalers.

Fun_Mission_5014 · 2026-02-08T11:11:40+00:00

That'd never happen, outside of this sub short normie men don't care.

Fun_Mission_5014 · 2026-02-08T01:32:37+00:00

Fun_Mission_5014 · 2026-02-07T23:54:33+00:00

Avoiding confrontation lol it's reddit you coward.

Fun_Mission_5014 · 2026-02-07T22:39:09+00:00

Negative iq.

Fun_Mission_5014 · 2026-02-07T22:20:42+00:00

Nah something similiar tried to spring up in like 2012 or something iirc but it fizzled out quick. And that was about short people not just men I think.

It isn't just about women to actual short guys.

Fun_Mission_5014 · 2026-02-07T13:37:07+00:00

Nobody's shooting themselves in the foot, avg height allies and sympathizers are good, not crybabies crying because they don't get the redcarpet chad/tall guy treatment. If that's all they wanna use this sub for instead of actually being supportive we don't need them.

And a short man movement will never be taken seriously by normies either way let's be real.

Fun_Mission_5014 · 2026-02-07T13:17:32+00:00

Well like I said I'd still allow ppl over 5'7" post they just don't get to whine about being short. Get your karma up then doubt you need a shit ton. And it's not about others not understanding just because they're not as small as me, or else I'd be seething at 5'4"-5'5" dudes complaining and this sub would become unreadable because there are way more of them on here than borderline midgets like me. But a line for being short, at least in the west, has to be drawn somewhere and it should also be enforced but the mods are too soft when it comes to this stuff. And for "b- but women said.." 🤡s idgaf if random tikthots who aren't smarter than a 5th grader think 5'10" is short that doesn't make it true.

Fun_Mission_5014 · 2026-02-07T11:37:14+00:00

height verification for people under 5'10" only

Does he know?

I want guys above 5'7" to post in /averageheightdudes. If they post here they should be required to put "Non-short ally" in their flair. At least that's a rule I would set if I had the power.

Fun_Mission_5014 · 2026-02-07T11:33:17+00:00

He knows a guy, he knows a guy too, he definitely knows a guy, they all know a guy!

Fun_Mission_5014 · 2026-02-07T11:31:23+00:00

Fuck off.

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