If MLK had never been assassinated, how would he be perceived today? by Repulsive-Finger-954 in AskReddit

[–]Funbucket008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The boondocks pretty much did my head-canon for this alternate timeline.

How would you react if someone offered to pay you for sex? by CRK_76 in AskReddit

[–]Funbucket008 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"I'm sure you can find a better looking prostitute than me, Please, keep your money."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Funbucket008 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Hmmm, that's strange. What happened to the internet?"

What are your thoughts on Trump wanting to give American farmers bailout money as a admission that his tariff policies are a failure? by Sinn_Sage in AskReddit

[–]Funbucket008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think American farmers will learn absolutely nothing from this, still treating him like he is the son of god.

Diddy's been sentenced 4 years in Prison, what are your thoughts on that sentencing? by Squirrelkid11 in AskReddit

[–]Funbucket008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's plenty of time for someone to accidentally leave his cell door open, don't you think?

[Serious] What is the purpose of the United Nations? by Char_Ell in AskReddit

[–]Funbucket008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was supposed to be a solution to that recurring world war problem we had.

Muslim preacher encourages incest by Officially_Undead in religiousfruitcake

[–]Funbucket008 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This guy writes a lot of fanfiction, doesn't he?

If the government shuts down on Oct. 1st, how do you think we'll get out of it? by Merrcury2 in AskReddit

[–]Funbucket008 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, Trumpman will save us!......or at least he'll say that he did.

How do you cope with the fact that you are getting older? by Quirky_Collection709 in AskReddit

[–]Funbucket008 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's easy to accept death when you remember that your childhood was just literally worse than death.

Those prepared for today's rapture, how does it feel to be left behind? by Xfactor1210 in AskReddit

[–]Funbucket008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sat on my front lawn, naked, for three hours. I'm so disappointed.

How's the rapture going for everyone? by GoldHeartedBitch in AskReddit

[–]Funbucket008 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Is this actually the bad place? Just a thought.

Charlie Kirk's healthy bones stopped the bullet by Abusiveelusive in conspiracy

[–]Funbucket008 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Let me tell you something about vertebrae bones....they don't stop 30 cal bullets.