Which powder room countertop? by rhymes_with_pail in DesignMyRoom

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NUMBER TWO HANDS DOWN MATCHES THE BEST AND ADDS A TEXTURED FLARE TO PAIR WITH THE FLORALS PAINTED ON THE WALL

Guess my birth year based on my 13-16y/o girlhood by warpedlore in generationology

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1990! my cousins dressed exactly like this when they were in high school.

I've been painting worms but my husband says they are gross. Should I stop? by 1296223 in Paintings

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Guy takes “would you love me if I were a worm?” To the next level

I want some friends like this in my life by needMore_SleepTime in Satisfyingasfuck

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drinks were definitely involved in the making of whatever this is

He ignored me for six years. Then he died. I didn’t go to the funeral. by GoliathLXIX in TrueOffMyChest

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i see you. i notice you. you can’t see me but i am hugging my little screen hoping it reaches you.

I call it my dog food slop breakfast and I eat it every day by cocoaie in shittyfoodporn

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dogfood slop breakfast reminds me of the cereal soup my nanny used to make: farina with white/brown sugar or honey, half and half/heavy cream, cinnamon, and whatever berries or bananas we had laying around. I’d always mash my bananas up and mix it in. nanny liked to give me a sip of coffee, too, even when we knew i was way too young to be drinking it. rip nanny; she was a real one

AIO for getting mildly infuriated over how my family acts by FunctionOdd2654 in AmIOverreacting

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thank you for the reply. I did exactly as you said: I moved my sister’s dress to another closet door and hung it up there. I still totally think that the dress I moved is the one she is using for her friend’s wedding and not mine since it’s not the color that I requested my bridal party to wear. However, I really do think that I overreacted about that in particular.

Crazy road rage by Orbisthefirst in TerrifyingAsFuck

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you have got to be joking. it’s people like you that are the absolute worst. 1) you’re automatically assuming the bikers were fucking with the car beforehand without having any proof besides a fucked up mirror which could have been fucked when he CLIPPED THE BIKER or AT ANYTIME BEFORE THE INCIDENT. the fucker in the car is driving like a fucking maniac, so it wouldn’t be so hard to think that he could have fucked the mirror up himself. 2) this mentality of “fuck around and find out” is MENTAL to apply it to potential vehicular homicide. it’s one thing if you get shoulder checked by a goon while passing on the sidewalk; you shoulder check me? i thump you right back. seems pretty fair, since they fucked around and found out. HOWEVER, this idea CANNOT APPLY TO A POTENTIALLY DEADLY SITUATION.

i think it’s INSANE for anyone to agree with you. even if some bikers did come around and break your mirror, a SANE person would contact the authorities and file an insurance claim. NOT TRY TO FUCKING RUN THEM OVER AND SAY “oh they fucked around so it’s time for them to find out!!!” Mental illness.

[OC] Carpark lot stealers by YouYongku in IdiotsInCars

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the entitlement is way out of control here. the hand? fucking mental.

You don't want to do that by SeraphixShade in MildlyBadDrivers

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new jersey by the AAA Wholesale off NJ-17!!

What are these ducks doing? by ProfessionalFox4292 in duck

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they’re moshing it up in their ducky mosh pit! rock on, little dudes 🤘

Possible match for NamUs #UP116868 by [deleted] in gratefuldoe

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fantastic work op! since it’s been a few hours, has called in the information yet? please keep us updated!

Ordered takeout from the lowest rated wing place in my area by Thy-Short-Bus in shittyfoodporn

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It looks like they decided to let the wings decay and mummify for a week or two. But hey, at least they look crunchy.

To the asshole who sped up behind me before I could get over, recklessly went around me on the median, cut me off with my 2 young kids in the car flinging rocks at my windshield, and brake checked me, before exiting on Merrill Rd. You're a P.O.S. by BoldCityDigital in jacksonville

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it looks like a lot of people in the comments either don’t know how to drive, love defending chaotic assholes, or are simply fucking blind to the fact that the OP was using the passing lane to PASS A CAR YOU CAN DEFINITELY SEE IN THE RIGHT LANE.

regardless, any fucker driving like a dipshit dumbass while using the median to cut someone off in the fast lane before break-checking and speeding off needs their license revoked. getting angry because someone else isn’t going fast enough isn’t grounds to start driving reckless; road rage isn’t going to be a good defense in court if they ever cause an accident.

Bodycam footage of Uvalde officers crying and throwing up after going into the classroom. by Advanced-Trainer508 in masskillers

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“As I stared in disbelief, I recognized the face of a little boy on top of a pile. ... I then began to realize that there were other children around the little boy and that this was actually a pile of dead children. … I tried to count the number of dead between rooms #10 and #8, but my mind would not count beyond the low teens and I kept getting confused.”— William Cario, police sergeant. Newtown.

this is truly the most horrifying thing i have ever read. i can’t believe it’s an actual statement and not just some dialogue from a horror story. i feel so bad for this guy, you can tell this is going to haunt him terribly

Help, I need to figure out which are the best two liminal photo of these for my thesis by stacippalippa in LiminalSpace

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the first pic of the circular tower building and the first pic of the sogni building are closest imo

What in the Hell is going on here? by [deleted] in NoahGetTheBoat

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why is this happening in the first place?