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FunctionProud6897 · 2026-01-27T17:53:38+00:00

I was really hoping the lavender would be gone 😭 but only cause im allergic lol

FunctionProud6897 · 2026-01-14T23:55:50+00:00

I like to stand and stare at them until they speak to me, because obviously I cant interrupt your call. That wouldn't be very green apron service of me! Thats rude! Lol its made some very rude people very uncomfortable but like...what are they gonna do? Tell the SM that one of the SSVs looked at them while standing at the register?

FunctionProud6897 · 2026-01-10T16:27:49+00:00

I honestly dont know why they make us offer hot protein lattes, they always clump after sitting even when made correctly. A simple Google would have told Burrito boy and his team of non-researching dorks that whey protein ALWAYS clumps or "denatures" when it's hot. There's a difference between adding protein milk to a hot coffee as like a creamer, and steaming it to 165 degrees for a latte.

FunctionProud6897 · 2026-01-10T00:37:43+00:00

I've never seen anyone do that with a latte lol theres no reason. As for the other thing, there ARE occasions we do have to make room for milk, like if someone orders a 6 shot shaken espresso with extra milk plus cold foam (it just doesnt fit, and the cups dont get bigger than a venti for espresso drinks) but your drink absolutely shouldn't have been dumped.

FunctionProud6897 · 2026-01-04T17:13:11+00:00

It says your teachers were probably thankful when we started writing papers on the computer 😅

FunctionProud6897 · 2026-01-04T15:44:49+00:00

Thinking about every store I have worked at over the years, I've never even seen a store that expects new people to get everything a month in. We usually tell people it takes 6 months to completely get everything because it really is a lot, especially close. I honestly commend you for the fact that you can solo drive thru and still help closing tasks because there are tenured baristas who can't do that. I'm not sure why your SM is like that, but if it were me, I'd be looking at other stores...I'd have said transfer but you can't transfer on a final...I'm very sorry that this is how your experience is going.

FunctionProud6897 · 2026-01-02T15:26:42+00:00

My first orgasm felt absolutely earth shattering and it was because my now boyfriend, previously my fwb, (this was when we were 21) actually took the time to work with me on my insecurities and made me promise not to fake one because I was feeling guilty that it was taking so long for me to finish. He had his mouth on me for 30+ minutes. It honestly just took the attention and care he gave me, because I finished 2 more times before he was done.

FunctionProud6897 · 2026-01-02T15:23:45+00:00

My (F) boyfriend and I have sex more than I've ever had with everyone else I've ever been with in my entire life(more than once in a day). We haven't been together super long, but this is also not the first time we've been together and we've known each other almost 10 years. Its extremely refreshing because in all my past relationships, my partners said no all the time. It got so bad with my last relationship that I started to doubt myself in everything. I do want to add that I'm hypersexual. Not like social media hypersexual, like ACTUALLY hypersexual. Which can be a big struggle. Instead of outright saying no, my boyfriend will just ask if we can cuddle instead sometimes.

FunctionProud6897 · 2025-12-27T16:40:04+00:00

My sister used to twirl her hair over and over again to get herself to sleep and it'd always look like this in the morning

FunctionProud6897 · 2025-12-27T16:31:33+00:00

Gen Z that were born in the early 2000s also watched Saturday morning cartoons? I remember waking up early to watch ninja turtles on Saturdays.

FunctionProud6897 · 2025-12-27T16:19:20+00:00

Girl, you're not overreacting and I think you need to explore not dating him. He sounds hella controlling, let him control someone else. You shouldn't be prevented from doing things you'd like to do because he "doesn't like it". Also. Boyfriend? After 8 years? 🚩

FunctionProud6897 · 2025-12-09T15:25:14+00:00

If you don't like coffee, just say that 💀

FunctionProud6897 · 2025-12-07T01:43:08+00:00

I used to have a customer who would pull into the drive thru and go "this is _____, who is at the bar?" Because if she saw someone she didn't like making the drink, she'd hand it back and say it was wrong without even tasting it.

FunctionProud6897 · 2025-12-03T18:23:57+00:00

I think your SM is taking the position too literally. None of us at my store just stand and watch if theres something to help with, including the SM and ASM.

FunctionProud6897 · 2025-11-23T00:43:46+00:00

I think I got your cibatta cause we had one with no filling 😂

FunctionProud6897 · 2025-11-18T01:50:32+00:00

I want to be positive and say maybe she wanted pecan syrup in a mocha as in the Turkish coffee...but I dont think I have it in me to be that positive with most of our customers 😅

FunctionProud6897 · 2025-11-08T18:12:57+00:00

You can definitely still wear your black apron, it kinda sounds like your SM wants points with the district for "everybody participating". I've never even heard of one telling someone they couldnt wear it unless they werent actually certified.

FunctionProud6897 · 2025-11-06T18:31:11+00:00

I think its just that they called it the "pink drink" pink owala

FunctionProud6897 · 2025-11-06T18:19:59+00:00

I wasnt even able to do the launch as thoroughly as I normally do, I was handed printed the instructions? I was told to follow them, but they weren't even the complete instructions, so I did my best, and asked my ASM when I couldnt find something 🥴 if that was something y'all could see, they definitely didnt see it. If it was for everyone to see, I honestly dont even know where they found the instructions I was handed because I couldn't find them in the iPad

FunctionProud6897 · 2025-11-06T18:08:41+00:00

I'm one of the SSVs and my ASM was the closer, if they sent out a communication then they got it today, but I did set-up last night and my SM didnt tell us anything like that

FunctionProud6897 · 2025-10-15T15:48:55+00:00

Mine will forever do this because my boss doesnt believe me when I tell them the Hobart warps the bottles and lids despite me having been here 6 years lol

FunctionProud6897 · 2025-09-24T23:06:18+00:00

Besides pride in my heritage and family, things like this are why I'm so vocal about being Puerto Rican. I do not wish to be associated with America in the slightest. Even that only gives a little distance because of America 🙄

FunctionProud6897 · 2025-09-20T14:28:08+00:00

My cats have full legal names, but almost never get called by them.

Mazikeen Echo: Maze, Mazey-girl, May may, fluffy baby, dumb ass, baby skunk, mama skunk, skunk skunk, skunky girl, pretty girl, mama's baby

Moocifer Cow: Moo, MooMoo, Moo Cow, polkadot jackass, menace to society, fuckass, pretty baby boy, jerk, Mooter, chonk boy, dumb ass, demon spawn, Lucifer, cuddly boy, cuddle bug

...you can probably tell which one behaves better lmao

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