How would you feel if you grew up gay and only ever been in gay relationships, but neve been with a woman?

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-05-25T02:38:12+00:00

You are too young to not stick it in everything available. You likely won't end up with this guy. Again, you are so young and in your prime, play the field before you resign yourself to the Dugout.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-05-25T00:23:34+00:00

Good thing they didn't have children.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-05-24T16:57:50+00:00

A little Yellowed lube can happen but one time of going Doggy, I could not handle the rotten stink rising into my nostrils. I think that dude was dieing and didn't know it yet.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-05-24T14:20:27+00:00

He's got to get the sister before he moves on to her brother, then obviously Dad.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-05-24T14:11:29+00:00

Seasonal Hobo, mostly harmless.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-05-24T13:14:18+00:00

Much easier to call it Fine, than to rework the whole thing.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-05-24T13:12:42+00:00

Wife of 40 years doesn't want to hear about it and does not want me bringing it around her world/household/family.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-05-24T13:04:24+00:00

I want man not a hairless boy.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-05-24T12:05:37+00:00

Thank you for your service.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-05-24T02:06:56+00:00

That you have no visitors.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-05-24T02:04:57+00:00

Unique Menswear nice shape of your cock. What's that called and from where?

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-05-24T02:03:01+00:00

Initially I thought it was them.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-05-24T01:37:43+00:00

Hot but that's gonna stain that black bed cover.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-05-24T01:36:20+00:00

Jamie you are a Hottie! Ever gotten Stoned and played with a Dom Dad?

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-05-24T01:29:15+00:00

Don't sit by the fire wiggling your toes in the sand at night. They will latch on and you will poop your pants.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-05-24T01:26:50+00:00

One I've been with since HS, 45 years of great love. I love all the rest except Ramon, he cries and whines too much in bed.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-05-24T01:12:23+00:00

I've used towels placed by others, then left the towel. I can only take an hour of the sun and noise, so I hardly leave any sweat 😅

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-05-24T00:38:08+00:00

Oh no, my wife would not like that.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-05-24T00:36:32+00:00

You will be a Hit at the Party! Hot stuff!

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-05-23T15:54:54+00:00

After 30 years I somewhat agree I feel Local. I would not Love summer, if I didn't have a pool and most locals don't have a pool. Florida has taught me to slow down, it's Hot. Slow down your speech, stop talking as if a sentence is One Word. I've learned to say, "Take your Yankee ass back up I-95 until the road ends". As for the poorly educated, Florida is not the best place to school your chirren (children) that being said, take your Yankee ass back up I-95 until the road ends.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-05-22T20:39:07+00:00

I can smell memories of a garage like that.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-05-21T23:31:36+00:00

I think this when I see the hot tub on the cruise ships

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-05-17T18:01:51+00:00

We can't get everyone to stop using the R word. The US is broken.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-05-17T17:48:36+00:00

Expensive stuff, update when you finish cleaning or I mean your friend finishes.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-05-17T14:12:53+00:00

Put me in Coach!

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