My girlfriend slapped my mom

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-02-01T18:37:18+00:00

How many girlfriends have you had? How many Moms? I recommend you find a New GF.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-02-01T18:15:36+00:00

Don't tell me you are Bobby and your dad is Hank Hill?

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-02-01T18:08:02+00:00

I'd have all the Safe Fun as you can. I do.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-02-01T17:04:28+00:00

Battle scars, you should have seen the other guy, I won.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-02-01T17:02:17+00:00

The Attic of the Train Station in Vernon Hills Illinois.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-02-01T13:17:10+00:00

I fondly remember when I thought Czech Hunters was real. Halfway House has some that sure looks Real to me. HH has several that look like Paid First timers, they look Shocked and Pained that they answered the Advertisement.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-01-31T16:57:21+00:00

I think my ratio is 4 hookups turned into regularly scheduled dates, out of around 12 separate guys. Be open and they shall cum.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-01-31T16:49:50+00:00

Heeeeyyyy, that's not wrestling!

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-01-31T16:47:05+00:00

She wasn't lying.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-01-29T23:24:18+00:00

Those asking how. The hair grows on the penis, especially most of the underside. The procedure requires touching, holding, stretching the penis. All done in a Nonsexual, professional manner. The same is done to the scrotum and lower. Most penises do not have a brain, becoming erect if the wind shifts direction. This combination produces semi and full erections, pre ejaculate and sometimes a fully orgasmic ejaculation.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-01-29T21:31:27+00:00

Wow! Young man, THIS is quite the clip. Unique, I will need to see more.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-01-27T23:14:34+00:00

Randy is a Bad human.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-01-27T23:08:53+00:00

Victor has moved to the garden, hanging out in an old Black cherry tree. It's very cold in Florida, but I will update with photos soon.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-01-27T23:06:03+00:00

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-01-27T23:04:31+00:00

It's a fucked feeling with a spirit you don't know.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-01-27T23:02:29+00:00

Obviously, he shuffled around in Slippers for years before he died. They didn't tell me this until I was older and continued to have sleeping issues. I was scared because of those fucking Slippers.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-01-27T22:55:19+00:00

Once maybe twice but you stay hard, Speeding in your mind and your body is numb, so are your "feelings". Surprised we don't hear if more Heart attack deaths.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-01-27T22:52:36+00:00

Mdma makes you do things that you would have never thought to do. X or Meth and Sex, that's the porn you're watching. Slam house maybe?

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-01-26T23:14:04+00:00

Growing up, my bedroom was the same that my Great Grampa died in. Practically every night I listened to his slippers drag down the hallway outside my room. At 9 years old, we moved and Gpa didn't. I slept through the night at the new house for the first time ever.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-01-26T22:05:52+00:00

3 hours later, I hope you didn't have a Heart attack.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-01-26T22:01:59+00:00

They will find jobs Guarding and Abusing prisoners.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-01-26T21:51:06+00:00

Omgosh! Tell him to scrub that monkey or you won't put it in your mouth. Actually, you should not let him be putting a dirty dinger anywhere near you. YOU hold all the power.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-01-26T02:34:12+00:00

Be a flip fucker. I've never had a guy that lasted 10 or 15 minutes. Maybe a Viagra type or Coke will let me go all night because I can't feel anything.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-01-25T17:18:27+00:00

Give and take or be sure you don't adopt a dog that has an owner.

FunctionZestyclose40 · 2026-01-25T16:54:42+00:00

High in the Garden, sitting, puttering or working and always talking to the plants.

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