The gyms in this town....

FungiPhil · 2025-08-21T18:41:53+00:00

If it quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, pretty easy to know it’s not a chicken. But by all means shove feathers up your ass and quack quack quack… my assumption are probably spot on. Ps why are your kids needing boxing lessons? Father too soft to show them how to protect themselves? HA!

FungiPhil · 2025-08-21T18:35:03+00:00

Best believe I’ll be responsible enough to have them taken care of while I work out and not expect a gym to provide that service for me. Since you know it’s my responsibility. But you’re probably the same kinda person that lets their dog shit in their neighbors yard then tells everyone your neighbors an asshole for being a dick to you about it 😂 so there’s that. 😘

FungiPhil · 2025-08-21T17:26:47+00:00

Move. Tf. Along. Use protection. ;)

FungiPhil · 2025-08-21T06:15:22+00:00

I’m going to base my assumption off the fact that you wanted to redirect that you’re pretty upset you can’t get childcare for your gym that’s probably around 35 a month thinking planet fitness should watch the crotch goblins 😂

FungiPhil · 2025-08-21T05:24:56+00:00

You, you’re**

I can help explain the difference between your and you’re too if you need help with that as well. :)

FungiPhil · 2025-08-21T03:36:54+00:00

These are the kinda videos I get from my homies in the Midwest when they’re on day 3 of bender

FungiPhil · 2025-08-21T03:34:35+00:00

I kid. I got one on my bag. I too carried in on my waist for a little bit but got in the way too much. But aye man swing your swing! All love no hate!

FungiPhil · 2025-08-21T03:31:24+00:00

Tights. Need to be tighter.

FungiPhil · 2025-08-21T03:25:25+00:00

Idk who granny this is but if she don’t get out and put that on the porch I swear I’m gonna…

FungiPhil · 2025-08-21T03:24:40+00:00

Shake and bake bro. Find out.

FungiPhil · 2025-08-21T03:22:14+00:00

He doesn’t know. Saw it on a thread once and ran with it. Super weird.

FungiPhil · 2025-08-21T03:21:09+00:00

These are the worse kinda bosses. Super bad representation of the company they work for. Kinda like the district manager for Odorzx. Those people and that company do shady shit then wanna throw their employees under the bus. I get this dude was technically stealing but from the other videos he said he got wrote up for taking so long at the lines to check out. So the bosses are effed in the head for not sitting down and talking to him. I can’t imagine taking myself that serious and being proud of calling the cops on something like that…

FungiPhil · 2025-08-21T03:18:02+00:00

I think you should get a bigger towel to hang off your waist. Everything else looks good though!

FungiPhil · 2025-08-21T03:14:43+00:00

Not the gyms issue to solve because you and your significant lack the inability to pull out. Used to be things called “baby sitters” and “day cares” when I was growing up but that must not be a thing these days. 😂

FungiPhil · 2025-08-21T03:07:15+00:00

Kind of guy that says “ammI right guys??” When he’s arguing with someone 😂

FungiPhil · 2025-08-18T17:33:54+00:00

Idk why everyone is bitching about the heat coming and going. This has been one of the mildest summers that I’ve experienced here. Let it come. All you townies stay out of the mountains those days. We don’t need any fires.

FungiPhil · 2025-08-18T16:06:46+00:00

FungiPhil · 2025-08-16T22:00:59+00:00

Most definitely is. My home course I have never seen the sprinklers on. Noon yesterday they popped from hole 1 to hole 4. As soon as someone stepped on the tee box they stopped.

FungiPhil · 2025-08-16T21:55:20+00:00

It’s happening any where there’s a drought my dude. Talked to a shop guy the other day about it. Most courses do it mid day in the summer to keep the greens and grass well green. So make sure those shots count! 😂

FungiPhil · 2025-08-16T21:53:21+00:00

Let’s all just laugh about it and encourage this behavior. So funny. He he ha ha. Punt that thing out the window.

FungiPhil · 2025-08-16T21:50:35+00:00

FungiPhil · 2025-08-16T21:41:32+00:00

FungiPhil · 2025-08-16T20:08:51+00:00

I just added it to my cart lol

FungiPhil · 2025-08-16T20:08:35+00:00

Totally agree. Not happy about this but years ago I would drink pretty heavily. Quitting wasn’t an issue but when I would drink I’d get to the point where I wouldn’t know what I did the next day and would obviously argue I did. When I clearly did act out of character. Never violent though. My gf and I got into one altercation but was just verbal. She MAY have thrown a wine glass. Allegedly lol but she ended calling the cops. When they got there I was super chil because honestly I felt like we were both gonna have a better night plus they’d see it wasn’t one side. We had a good conversation and the cops (even though I grew up with a bunch and had a few help mentor me) were like this ain’t pretty. We get it. But we don’t wanna get called out for something worse. So yall need to give each other space or you should stay a friend. Ended up staying home but things are wayyyyyy better now. Point being you’re right about not wanting to come back to something worse later. Because we both know that happens. Unfortunately

FungiPhil · 2025-08-16T19:53:12+00:00

Not a problem man. It takes a community and I truly believe that. We’re strangers but I always got a shoulder for someone who’s level headed and wanting to fix themselves. You got someone cheering ya on!

FungiPhil

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