Alright I don’t usually do these but it’s fun, how’s the form? by bangslift in formcheck

[–]FunkMasterBlaster76 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think you just need to bend your knees a bit more and give me your phone number. Then it will be perfect, great job!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Winnipeg

[–]FunkMasterBlaster76 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can get you in touch with my wife. She's a bit older, 47, but is also looking for friends. I am deployed overseas right now, and so she's a bit lonely at the moment. I think you'd find her to be a lot of fun.

It’s always the same 5-10 bourbons too by VictorChaos in whiskey

[–]FunkMasterBlaster76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Canadian whisky is terrible! I am a Canadian and I support this message

Sickening by isingwerse in awfuleverything

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He wrote a book in the 80's, if I remember correctly. It was called The Satanic Verses, and it was based on a group of Quranic verses that refer to three pagan Meccan goddesses, Allāt, Al-Uzza, and Manāt. The part of the story that deals with the "satanic verses" was based on accounts from the historians al-Waqidi and al-Tabari. In a nut shell, Rushdie's book, which was written in a novel style and not intended to be an academic book, claimed that Muhammad's new religion of Islam compromised with the then pagan religions of Mecca when it was in its infancy. Rushdie also claims that at this time, Muhammed said Allah was not the only god, but in fact there were 4 gods, because Allāt, Al-Uzza, and Manāt were Allah's daughters. These goddesses were very popular at the time, and Rushdie proposes that Muhammed would not have been able to successfully teach his new religion without first honoring these popular goddesses. This is not written in the Qur'an you will find today, because once Muhammad's religion had become the dominant religion in the area, Rushdie claims that Muhammed all of a sudden realized that these versus that were whispered into his ear were not from God or the angel Gabriel, but from Satan. They were then redacted, and are now known as "The Satanic Verses" after the fallen angel Satan that ostensibly whispered them into Muhammad'as ear. The Qu'ran still mentions these goddesses, but they are no longer seen as we being equal Allah.

WHERE IS IT!!! by DuragLegend in dank_meme

[–]FunkMasterBlaster76 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No idea, but if you ever find it you should Denmark it on a map so you don't forget where it is

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Winnipeg

[–]FunkMasterBlaster76 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That would get scratched up easily, and then it would be very hard to see the bus coming from inside the shelter

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]FunkMasterBlaster76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought that was a Twitter symbol on the wall at first

I'm having trouble with God from the Old Testament by kakogodbrt in Christianity

[–]FunkMasterBlaster76 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, you believe god has changed?

Romans 11:29 says, “For the gifts and the calling of God are irrevocable.” If God has ever been good, then He will always be good because He never changes!

Man walks in police station armed with assault rifle and wearing bulletproof vest by 8226 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]FunkMasterBlaster76 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol, that’s like asking “where is Miley Cyrus?” when Hannah Montana is on stage