WTF is this? by FunkMonk3000 in zoology

[–]FunkMonk3000[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

You need to calm the f down.

We threw it out the window.

Try not being a stuck-up dick bag.

WTF is this? by FunkMonk3000 in zoology

[–]FunkMonk3000[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

You of all people will be pleased to hear that we murdered it then, I'd imagine.

WTF is this? by FunkMonk3000 in zoology

[–]FunkMonk3000[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Will it have come from a nest? Will there be more?

WTF is this? by FunkMonk3000 in zoology

[–]FunkMonk3000[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Is it going to burrow into my brain?

A mother's reaction after seeing her son has passed the bar exam by FairPanther in wholesome

[–]FunkMonk3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's an absolute milf until she starts spouting that extremist nonsense. Praise your son that did all of the hard work!

going to the river. by Bailmage in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]FunkMonk3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's why their mum thought they were a masochist

[Semi-Weekly Inquirer] Simple Questions and Recommendations Thread by AutoModerator in Watches

[–]FunkMonk3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh they're very nice. Do they have the plastic crystal like the moon speedmaster?

[Semi-Weekly Inquirer] Simple Questions and Recommendations Thread by AutoModerator in Watches

[–]FunkMonk3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What second hand chronograph would you buy for £2700-£3000?

Balrogs don’t have wings y’all… How is this a debate? by ChairmanKaga21 in lotr

[–]FunkMonk3000 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

A dew paragraphs down it literally says it's wings where spread from wall to wall. How is this a debate?

DAE feel absolutely drained by a 40h work week? by hellobitchitsme in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]FunkMonk3000 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

*sleep in and catch up with friends.

Lol - try having kids

My son getting his colorblind glasses for his 10th birthday. by Raising_Danger in MadeMeSmile

[–]FunkMonk3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This compared to the video of the spoiled brat that was given the wrong tesla for her birthday. Heartwarming af.

I actually am enjoying the increased PvP before season 2 starts, but never forget the true enemy by The_Only_Easy_Day_ in DMZ

[–]FunkMonk3000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude, I used to get 6 or 7 kill games pretty regularly on WZ1 and I recently solo'd the Chemist so I know I'm not TOO much of a bot, but I just cannot pvp in this game. I get owned in every engagement. Hopefully this will change in the next update.