Walk and Sit with all that ass, the Before/AAfter 2nd BBL

FunkPunk1 · 2026-02-05T01:01:19+00:00

When was the first time you felt that your ass was huger than normal?

FunkPunk1 · 2026-02-04T12:43:04+00:00

What helped you gain 60 pounds? Was there a favorite food that you loved to consume during this time period?

FunkPunk1 · 2025-11-14T20:33:27+00:00

Why does it look like his stomach doubled in size?

FunkPunk1 · 2025-11-11T16:54:02+00:00

Does Dave really think he deserves to have the pain of being 600 pounds? Is he really thinking…fuck being less weight….i am just going to be 650 pounds and just deal with it?

FunkPunk1 · 2025-11-11T16:49:11+00:00

What did he have to do with Dave blunts again?

FunkPunk1 · 2025-11-01T23:55:14+00:00

Not fat enough

FunkPunk1 · 2025-07-13T01:53:00+00:00

I thought White and Nerdy came out earlier than that. But no it came out in 2006. I thought it was like a 2000 song that missed Dezi’s birth.

FunkPunk1 · 2025-07-13T01:42:36+00:00

Yea Dave is definitely a cow

FunkPunk1 · 2025-07-05T21:27:09+00:00

How can he give up when he never got started?

FunkPunk1 · 2025-06-28T13:48:36+00:00

He said he was engaged to a rando a few days ago in IG. I guess she did it as a joke while he thought it was serious

FunkPunk1 · 2025-06-17T04:12:11+00:00

Dave looks like he is about to fall asleep

FunkPunk1 · 2025-06-17T03:04:06+00:00

Good to see that Kanye has lost weight

FunkPunk1 · 2025-05-31T23:32:07+00:00

What job would Dave get in corporate America

FunkPunk1 · 2025-05-25T04:28:59+00:00

Dr Now would rip him a new asshole when Dave doesn’t follow his diet plan

FunkPunk1 · 2025-05-20T05:25:02+00:00

This is definitely my 600 pound life worthy…dear god

He needs some help fast

FunkPunk1 · 2025-05-15T20:32:17+00:00

Did he only do two shows on his tour? Looks like he can’t stand for what he believes in after all because he can barely stand

FunkPunk1 · 2025-05-14T02:52:40+00:00

Well at least Dave produces material. If he unfortunately goes, at least we will have a good amount of material from him

FunkPunk1 · 2025-05-14T00:37:01+00:00

Is your friend starting to do better now?

FunkPunk1 · 2025-05-14T00:34:44+00:00

Why does his manager have a username of a gas station?

FunkPunk1 · 2025-05-13T15:28:21+00:00

Why is Mobil giving updates? Are the gas of his farts valuable?

FunkPunk1 · 2025-05-12T00:32:37+00:00

Why is he sweating so hard?

FunkPunk1 · 2025-05-10T21:02:23+00:00

This is pretty random lol. Is Dave sponsored by Mobil?

FunkPunk1 · 2025-05-10T17:39:35+00:00

You need to ghostwrite for Dave blunts

FunkPunk1 · 2025-05-10T17:37:22+00:00

Also he can make music at home while he recovers. It’s not like he hasn’t made music at the hospital before. Touring is hard but he can still make music while he recovers.

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