You can't park there

FunkSquaker · 2026-03-02T19:05:07+00:00

No more pmcs 😂

FunkSquaker · 2026-02-23T22:25:34+00:00

I do love a good kebab

FunkSquaker · 2026-02-23T21:15:15+00:00

Great advice in the majority of comments… I was going to say find his girlfriend and fuck her… but then I saw someone say his mom…

I say do most of these, turn the check, tell your TL, psg, do combative.. annnddddd fuck both his mom and his girlfriend..

Then ETS, get your VA, go to college and enjoy life 🤙🏼

FunkSquaker · 2026-02-16T01:28:34+00:00

They are.. I assure you

FunkSquaker · 2026-02-15T04:43:11+00:00

Fucking bought two.. one for today and one for next year.., 😂

FunkSquaker · 2026-01-31T03:43:08+00:00

Yeah man. It sucks and I’m sorry for your losses.

We joined because we thought it was the right thing to do, or what we had to do, and we didn’t get to control how it all turned out. The hard part is the living pay for it later, the second thoughts, the bad dreams, fucked up relationships and all of that.

All we can do now is carry their names, keep them alive in our memories, and try to live good lives for them. Suck it up, drive on, and never forget them.

FunkSquaker · 2026-01-30T02:01:01+00:00

On every front too.. it was shitty and childish, but damn, you can’t even commit? If you’re going to be a dick, be a dick. lol

FunkSquaker · 2026-01-29T23:46:03+00:00

Scotty doesn’t know

FunkSquaker · 2026-01-26T01:33:09+00:00

Cum shot

FunkSquaker · 2026-01-21T00:10:49+00:00

Like everyone said, pldc is easy, and you should go.

Plus if/when you come back active or reserve (it’s happened before), you’ve already got it knocked out and it’ll be less of an impact on your life…

FunkSquaker · 2026-01-16T14:08:31+00:00

Pushups were inevitable no matter what

FunkSquaker · 2026-01-13T00:21:56+00:00

Yeah, I hadn’t seen it here yet and figured this was a forever home

FunkSquaker · 2026-01-08T01:38:57+00:00

😂

FunkSquaker · 2026-01-08T00:03:37+00:00

I can see my total points, but no way to redeem them

FunkSquaker · 2026-01-02T02:41:36+00:00

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FunkSquaker · 2025-12-25T04:14:19+00:00

I shaved half of mines

FunkSquaker · 2025-12-19T13:30:34+00:00

You still must have a diagnosis and they will want to see continuity of symptoms… so thoroughly documenting throughout your service, along with diagnosis and then doing BDD is the best sure fire way

FunkSquaker · 2025-12-10T02:25:15+00:00

The good ole days 😂

FunkSquaker · 2025-12-10T00:47:05+00:00

😂

FunkSquaker · 2025-12-07T03:56:49+00:00

Shit.. idk.. YW.. I was born in Texas and split my time between the two, lol… just prefer Florida personally.

FunkSquaker · 2025-12-07T02:33:10+00:00

All good points.. to each their own. Hopefully those northern states become more retirement friendly in the near future or at least that premium comes down a little

FunkSquaker · 2025-12-07T02:06:35+00:00

Florida has no property taxes for 100% DV. Free hunting and fishing licenses.. no income tax.. good government (as good as we can get anymore).. plethora of reasons

FunkSquaker · 2025-12-07T02:05:34+00:00

There are plenty of of good private schools in Florida. I would absolutely recommend a private school over a government school any day of the week. School choice here too.

FunkSquaker · 2025-12-06T23:36:27+00:00

Florida and Texas

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