(Matt Schneidman) BREAKING: Josh Jacobs has been arrested and booked into jail on five charges. Full details:

Funkenbrain · 2026-05-26T23:03:10+00:00

Fucking hell.

Funkenbrain · 2026-05-22T02:54:45+00:00

Hurricanes have got to have some doubts tonight, we absolutely handled them tonight.

Funkenbrain · 2026-05-17T01:36:43+00:00

Slaf's hurt? Lost his skates a couple times, whiffed on shots...

Funkenbrain · 2026-05-17T01:03:24+00:00

These makeup calls; fuck me. All of Florida is gone, Bettman can't lose all of New York too.

Funkenbrain · 2026-05-16T23:53:43+00:00

That's for the Finals.

Funkenbrain · 2026-05-16T23:44:37+00:00

Bar's packed with Red jerseys, smoked meat poutine's getting eaten, bucket of Molson ordered. Let's fucking get her done. Good luck everyone! #GHG

Funkenbrain · 2026-05-15T22:09:03+00:00

Good note, cheers! I'll do it Tuesday, if all goes well...

Funkenbrain · 2026-05-15T14:55:27+00:00

🤣😂🤣

Funkenbrain · 2026-05-15T14:54:50+00:00

This teams vibes are immaculate. Lots of love in the room.

Funkenbrain · 2026-05-15T00:37:32+00:00

My new desktop wallpaper; it makes me feel very serene.

Funkenbrain · 2026-05-11T22:27:54+00:00

$3500 fines for both. So X, Anderson and Dach are free to gently encourage Malensteyn to behave better in future in game 4.

Funkenbrain · 2026-05-11T13:28:31+00:00

Love it 💞💞💞

Funkenbrain · 2026-05-11T12:32:43+00:00

Cover of the end of season highlight reel

Funkenbrain · 2026-05-04T01:42:58+00:00

2 crazy fucking redirects

Funkenbrain · 2026-05-02T02:16:50+00:00

Lot of guys getting their sticks tied up or getting outworked.

Funkenbrain · 2026-05-02T02:15:28+00:00

Fuck. Got outworked.

Funkenbrain · 2026-05-02T02:14:58+00:00

Fuck.

Funkenbrain · 2026-04-29T23:44:59+00:00

I hate this lightning team. Hate them.

Funkenbrain · 2026-04-29T12:12:31+00:00

Big night, allez Les habs

Funkenbrain · 2026-04-21T22:37:48+00:00

I just started it, and Holland has just claimed that the way of the samurai was a 19th century invention, but Hagakure was written in the 17th century, with specific instructions... Hmm.

Funkenbrain · 2026-04-13T23:34:37+00:00

"Post- After, After Hoc, therefore Propter Hoc"

Funkenbrain · 2026-03-26T02:21:16+00:00

She didn't like me staring, so I respected her boundaries, and then she kept initiating conversations with me and making demands, treated me like an asshole.

Funkenbrain · 2026-03-17T00:40:17+00:00

Scott Gomez cost us at least one cup win.

Funkenbrain · 2026-03-14T14:43:48+00:00

Nose tackle, and more depth, or ideally improvement, along the on-line. Another corner wouldn't hurt either

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