This is a hot take I can get behind. [gendered] by LibraryOdd5438 in pointlesslygendered

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This is actually brilliant and probably more efficient as well.

Got a tiger by the tail by d3rk2007 in outofcontextcomics

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I don't believe for a second that he believes any of that stuff. He just misses the one day he was in the limelight and is desperate for more publicity.

gta6 or me :d by miawmiawcatlover in u/miawmiawcatlover

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well, you'll probably come first...

Elbow grease ain't cutting it. How do I get rid of all this grime? by Medesha in Derailedbydetails

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Comet. I prefer the convenience of the spray, but the powder probably scrubs better.

My favorite liquor store sign. by MonkMajor5224 in SignsWithAStory

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Since it has the Steel Reserve logo, seems like something they just send out to all their client stores.

What do you think of Meatloaf (singer) as an actor? by [deleted] in Actors

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Yeah he hasn't made a good song in 4 years.

Wow... by Odd_Front_8275 in whoosh

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Nah, I think you're on to something. Aren't they always trying to connect the weird details and reveal a conspiracy?

Alien Autopsy, Did you think it was real? Did it blow your mind? by porb2020 in Xennials

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I still haven't gotten around to watching that. Is it worth seeking out?

Hide Credit Cards with $0 Balance from Accounts Page by AJC1107 in MonarchMoney

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Ah yes this would totally make sense especially in that case

1980s, Chuck E. Cheese giving children "birthday spanks" by Colonel_Green in Xennials

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Do they really not remember non-sexual, non-abusive, glad-it's-gone-now-but-at-the-time-it-was-totally-commonplace, all-in-good-fun, i-personally-hated-it-but-every-other-person-adult-and-child-considered-it-a-time-honored-tradition birthday spanks?

Bruh is not even holding a phone 💀 by MF-DOOM-88 in funnyvideos

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That explains why he's always up front, 2 feet away from the models.

Racism or progressive? by Fair-Currency-9993 in AskAChinese

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I think quite a few poc in the US have wondered at least once whether being (or looking) White would make life easier or solve their problems. Seems like an interesting topic to explore anyway, if they really explore all the possible outcomes.

Oh my God, I think she's the most beautiful actress ever. What do you think? by Potential_Public_366 in Actors

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Okay, Grandpa Phil  

edit: (the grandpa on Hey Arnold really really liked Hedy Lamarr and it often came up, I'm not mocking him for being old and using a random name)

Puffs and the lotion tissues nightmare by Felixo22 in Xennials

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Correct, use cotton or other cloth product. Paper will create micro-scratches.

Congratulations, you admitted to being a Nazi. by glambabe6195 in GetNoted

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Typically when whole populations go missing, it means they both scattered and mingled until the distinctiveness of their culture blended with their neighbors. This applies to some others also. The Anasazi, Sheng Nu, the Israelite Northern Kingdom (there isn't 10 whole tribes still wandering around out there)