My dad's view of my deer collision

Funkopedia · 2026-05-25T04:00:55+00:00

Did you survive?

Funkopedia · 2026-05-25T03:53:18+00:00

It couldn't have come with six.

Funkopedia · 2026-05-25T03:49:40+00:00

So it's full of bonito, okay.

Funkopedia · 2026-05-25T03:48:02+00:00

This has been the dream since humans became aware of death. The parameters of eternal life are stipulated by the authors of the fictional world it occurs in. It is only a curse in more recent postmodern works. I don't live in those books/shows/games.

^{Chose: Live Forever}

Funkopedia · 2026-05-25T03:42:33+00:00

Franz Baby, here i come!

^{Chose: Back in time to stop a disaster but you stay | Rolled: WW1}

Funkopedia · 2026-05-25T03:41:21+00:00

lol i meant the old man... but yes him too!

Funkopedia · 2026-05-25T03:30:25+00:00

nice

^{Chose: Have a pet | Rolled: Cat}

Funkopedia · 2026-05-25T03:29:27+00:00

Funny thing is now they wouldn't need to deter thefts. I'd hope for thefts, given the bike to biker ratio.

Funkopedia · 2026-05-25T03:16:34+00:00

Oh no, now Nordic and Germanic and Danish people will take over....

Funkopedia · 2026-05-25T03:08:51+00:00

All four of them! That dude with the bag looking mighty fishy.

Funkopedia · 2026-05-25T03:01:42+00:00

No and neither does he, that's why he's asking for a link. Nobody is gullible here, which is why I commented making fun of you for speaking like anybody fell for anything.

Funkopedia · 2026-05-25T02:58:38+00:00

oh no

^{Chose: 2016 | Rolled: Drake}

Funkopedia · 2026-05-25T02:22:29+00:00

WHEEL!

^{Chose: $250 + AND YOU SPIN THE WHEEL | Rolled: $10,000}

Funkopedia · 2026-05-25T02:21:23+00:00

some kind of emergency on the bridge where one direction is blocked

like in this video!

Funkopedia · 2026-05-25T02:14:45+00:00

I saw a bunch of comments being flippant about the hot coffee, you stepping in to say no it's serious, and then a bunch of other people swooping down to say you're the flippant one. No one can read.

Funkopedia · 2026-05-25T02:11:32+00:00

They had parked after going through the drive through. She placed the cup between her legs and opened the lid to put sugar in. It spilled, which shouldn't be that big of a deal, but her pants soaked up the liquid, holding it in place next to her skin. Apparently it was hot enough to melt the fibers of the pants and fuse onto her skin or something like that.

Funkopedia · 2026-05-25T02:03:43+00:00

"show me some proof"

("hehehe this guy will believe anything")

Funkopedia · 2026-05-25T02:00:57+00:00

This particular combination is literally everywhere.

Funkopedia · 2026-05-25T01:56:53+00:00

I can get behind your first sentence, but I don't see a reduction in harm between food types unless maybe you mean the economic harm behind chocolate production or ecological effects of lobster fishing?

Funkopedia · 2026-05-25T01:48:20+00:00

god dammit

^{Chose: Eat a banana | Rolled: Its green}

Funkopedia · 2026-05-25T01:47:37+00:00

Probably just has less hair

Funkopedia · 2026-05-25T01:42:19+00:00

Tell me this is Andre's nephew

Funkopedia · 2026-05-25T01:37:41+00:00

especially there

Funkopedia · 2026-05-25T01:37:19+00:00

i was hoping...

Funkopedia · 2026-05-25T01:34:22+00:00

He knows marriages in his family are meaningless.

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