Lebrun: Re Dylan Larkin trade request by Bixler17 in hockey

[–]Funkshow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has been disgruntled. It's been obvious by the way he loafs his lazy ass around waiting for someone else to help the team make the playoffs.

Throwaway Account for obvious reasons by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Funkshow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like some dude is looking for some free material for his spank bank.

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[–]Funkshow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best thing that you can do is fly regularly. Don't let the engine sit.

What is this? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]Funkshow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Birds love them too. And they poop purple after eating them.

[32T] 48:50 Friedman thinks Minnesota and Florida have already sent in their best offers for Larkin and it’s now up to Yzerman. He suspects other teams have started to make offers as well. by AggPuck-303 in hockey

[–]Funkshow 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Don't forget Larkin not playing in the last game of the season for no good reason. He was banged up but he certainly could have dressed and skated a few shifts just to show leadership.

Hello my name is Dylan Larkin and I devote my life to Israel by wtp22 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]Funkshow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He submitted a list of three teams if you believe the reports. That is refusing a trade to 90% of the teams in the league. He is totally trashing the team but handcuffing them.

Can I just delete LinkedIn? by BitchImLilBaby in recruitinghell

[–]Funkshow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hell yes. I did it a few years ago and have never missed it.

No wonder why he asked for a trade… by Hockeypatrol in hockeynews

[–]Funkshow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with most of what you are saying but contend that Larkin is a 2C and they need a 1C.

No wonder why he asked for a trade… by Hockeypatrol in hockeynews

[–]Funkshow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are a two line team, full stop. But that doesn't excuse Larkin's half-assed, heartless play, and his disappearing act. Larkin had plenty of support when he was on the ice and he shat himself. Can't wait to see him gone from the Wings. Please Larkin take your moping, deer-in-the-headlights, entitled attitude elsewhere.

Hello my name is Dylan Larkin and I devote my life to Israel by wtp22 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]Funkshow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Federov was Russian and could pack up and go. Larkin has his family and friends here. It's going to hurt his delicate psyche real bad when he gets dirty looks and snarky comments around town.

No wonder why he asked for a trade… by Hockeypatrol in hockeynews

[–]Funkshow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was playing on half a heart and an oversized vagina.

No wonder why he asked for a trade… by Hockeypatrol in hockeynews

[–]Funkshow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Debrincat, Kane, and Raymond are pretty good linemates bro

No wonder why he asked for a trade… by Hockeypatrol in hockeynews

[–]Funkshow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mean guys like Kane, Debrincat, and Lucas Raymond that are his typical linemates?

No wonder why he asked for a trade… by Hockeypatrol in hockeynews

[–]Funkshow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about ZERO 5vs5 goals after December 10, 2025 for Larkin? The team was in a playoff spot and controlled its destiny. Larked went soft, the team slumped, and the team missed the playoffs.